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Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


My poor friend didn't realize she bought me a naughty pillowcase, she thought it was just a cute case with a corgi. She was so embarrassed when I was like 'omg my very own porn pillow!'

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


o.o a bat with a slowpoke and corgi. A friend bought it for me.

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Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Nah it's still with me. lol

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Hey I have a pillowcase like that!

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Avast should do it.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


I have no idea. lol hadn't thought that far into my joke.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Oh yeah definitely, don't want none of those FTDs. Forum Transmitted Diseases. I need to work on that.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


We can never trust her again.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Yeah! That ho.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


She went off to cheat on us some more, I guess.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


>w< her breath smells like tuna though.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


:3 yes she does.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


>w< Lana decided to wash my face.