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Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago

Sloppy joes and french fries.

Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago

Om nom nom I just finished my own dinner.

Posted in What are you playing?! Posted 7 years ago

Lately I've been playing only World of Warcraft and Minecraft.

Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago

Lol but seriously my mind is always thinking something nasty.

Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago

Always

Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago

Well they are at the perfect height to do some pretty nasty damage somewhere.

Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago

How useful o.o

Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago

I now have my own little monsters

Posted in What was the last movie you saw? Posted 7 years ago

Freaks (1932)

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago

Kittens are the best little things.

Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago

It really is lol. I've been told that I'm never funny when I try to be.

Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago

Night Veng!

TwT they were very terrible jokes, and I made myself cringe.

Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago

Maybe?

Okay first joke: So on Discord someone posted a Calcifer spatula, and I said 'wouldn't that burn the bacon?' Because of the quote. I had to explain it.
Second joke: On Telegram, in the adults only chat someone posted a picture of a cucumber. And I was like 'what a pickle?' and again I had to explain it.

Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago

Ugh so I made two jokes recently that made myself cringe.