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No, but I can't wait for it.

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I'm good. Excited that my drunken purchase is on its way.

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Good morning

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Lol I love that I invented a term for my friend, and now her husband is using it too.

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Interesting start to my day though.

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It could be much worse. So there's that lol.

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I'm alright, cat got scared while I was holding her. Now have a pretty painful ouchy. XD

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Goooooooooood morning

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Yeah I have. But my purpose was to look at possible Christmas gifts for a friend. XD

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I've been wanting to get one for a bit now, and I just was like. Fuck it.

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Uh...a 3D printed turtle with a male member as its head.

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So don't go on etsy when you've been drinking.

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Oh I know it will. Lol the entire reason I have the friends I do now, is because I just got wasted so I could talk.

Social anxiety is a bitch. But I've improved a lot of the years.

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