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Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago
Yes! I'll add it to my weird uniforms collection. I also have several wartime hats from communist Russia, and a few unspecified army jackets <3
Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago
Drat, you just shattered my hopes and dreams! Well, not completely... now I'm encouraged to start a new style of wrestling. It'll be a hit.
Posted in Favorite item from the event? Posted 7 years ago
@Kcalb: Static in wonderland is the Alice themed item for this event, I believe.
Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago
Oh man, does that mean they'll be wearing Navy uniforms? I'm imagining an oldtimey street scene where bright and shiny navy folk are on one side and dingy hard-working locals are on the other, both dead silent before everyone lets out a mighty yell and charges towards each other in a flurry.
Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago
I mean I'm down. Let me grab my battle gear.
Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago
Sportsportsports... I'm more of a UFC gal myself. I don't want to watch sports unless I'm guaranteed blood and broken noses.
Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago
Poor Doggo! We got ours a thundershirt... but he prefers to be held for comfort, as any true giant boy would.
Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago
Time travel parties are the best parties, Tuijp.
Posted in [x] Posted 7 years ago
Hello! I'm here take the leftovers from your baking excursions and turn them into your next craft!
So, you guys know those plastic covers for all those disposable baking pans you buy? Rather than throwing them out when done, clean one off, then draw a BIG OL picture or word on it (sharpie is my preferred method, but I've also had luck with acrylic paint pens.) and cut it out, being careful of any sharp edges. Put the plastic on a cookie-sheet in the oven at 350° and watch the magic happen. In only a few minutes, your art becomes a SHRINKY DINK!
YES!
It feels so good to be five again.
Protip1: The plastic used for this has to have a number 6 on it. I don't believe it works well with other types of plastic, and I'm no scientist so maybe don't try other ones unless you know what you're doing!
Protip2: I use nail polish to coat the back or give it a shiny top-coat.
Shrinky-dinks are great for making charms or badges!
Posted in Shortcut to mushrooms Posted 7 years ago
*flops in* I need AM company!
Posted in Why would you do something so stupid? Posted 7 years ago
If I was your friend, I'd have given him a swift punch to the throat once I was sure I wasn't about to get tazed.
Posted in Adventures of going out of town. Posted 7 years ago
I rarely get to go out of town, and the time I did was to a place where old men will stare down 14 year old girls with pink hair just a little too intently, so I'm jealous of your adventures! What concert did you almost see?
Posted in dreams! Posted 7 years ago
My knowledge of the dreamworld is vast and I'm a regular lucid dreamer. I have a special world in my dreams that I visit often. My subconscious built this world for me, but my conscious has a very minute bit of control over it. There is a city filled with color and light, the underneath of which is a bustling night-time market where you can buy weird food on sticks or gorgeous paper lanterns. The above-parts of the city are more high-tech, featuring fancy roller-coasters (I've only been on a roller-coaster once, and this was way after this part of my dreamland was established.) and the sky lights up with moving stars that put on amazing light shows for you if you stare too long. In the middle of the city stands a large gothic building filled with bougie victorian jerks and their servants. I often sneak in there and go through their oldtimey stuff, or try to stop their evil agendas. Part of this old gothic building is every school I ever went to melted into one. The bathrooms in this place are vile and disgusting. The teachers would rather not be there, and the students are hellions... (so not too far off from the real lololo...) My aunts house is in the middle of the city, its an amalgamation of every house she's ever lived in, stuck in perpetual winter. The back yard features glass-domed porches to better view the snowy tundra. The area surrounding the city is a vast wild land filled with all manner of fantasy creatures, where magic runs rampant. My childhood home is on the border between the bustling city and the no-mans land, its the only place that looks exactly as it does in real life. Every house on the street looks and behaves as it does when I'm awake, but the back road out leads right to the market area under the metropolis.
Posted in Favorite item from the event? Posted 7 years ago
@Luffer Nutter: The crystals are my personaly fave... lots of love went into those. Glad you got the horns you wanted!