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@Alia Starchild: No. Not like that. That's at least being pg14 on a pg13 site.
edit: Says the person with "Donator — Lewd <3" in their posts.
@Alia Starchild: now I'm totally suspicious of your motives.
@DemonicGaara: -nooting intensifies-
@Winter: Probably not. Well, I would notice and mention it every other post.
@Winter: Maybe just start a conversation with yourself? That way you stay on top of posting, and it'll be fun to watch.
@DemonicGaara: noot noot~
@okios: Just in case I'll post this. I know what you mean, I'm just pulling your leg. (;
@Addy: You might have enjoyed it if you got in early enough. Before finding the things you enjoy doing now. Either way, glad you don't see it as a missed opportunity.
@Alia Starchild: I suppose. But that's really rare for me. It's mostly just a pat on the head and a terrified look. Like a deer caught in a cars headlights.
@Alia Starchild: Hugs are reserved for special occations. Like when someone did something good, or is having a bad day, or haven't seen them in a while. Otherwise it's just weird. :(

@DemonicGaara: as long as we know you're alive. Keep on posting. (:
@Addy: Those are always sad to watch. Glad you were able to get out of that line of work.
@Winter: Just look for your user name, close your eyes, and smash your keyboard.
@RainbowPanda: Not when your beta model is a toaster, you cannot.
@Panda: Unfortunately, user Pirate has offered to cake as compensation from across the room. You may purchase the beta version of Heavy, which is just a toaster.
@Alia Starchild: please. Do not hurt me in that way. Hugs? Smooches? It's not halloween, yet.
@okios: nice try covering that up. I'm on to you!
@RainbowPanda: Never been fit enough to be a model. Though my model number is 7567. Which is weird. Beep-boop.
@Panda: Well, in the right conditions, you can purchase anything. How much are you offering?
@Alia Starchild: No. Canadian. Sorry for the confusion.

@okios: Please. This site is pg13. No need to flash anybody or anything. :x

@Panda: I sense that you do not believe that I am a genuine, top model human.
@DemonicGaara: As long as I'm super or special, I'm ok with that.

@Panda: I am 100% ORGANIC.
@Panda: Hello fellow human. How may I be of entertainment value for you today? Beep-boop.
I mean, HUMAN NOISES!!

@Alia Starchild: Bring it. I've got my spider eating spiders right next to my spider eating snakes.
@DemonicGaara: Not me mate. Certified jock here!
-smashes head onto a table-
See?
@RainbowPanda: Don't cry. You'll always have sites like gaia to fall back onto!

@Alia Starchild: Pfff. Who's going to stop me? An even bigger spider? Hah!

@okios: I find some are missing the "explore" factor. They are basically chat forums, with human shaped avatars. There's got to be something to draw people in, like lore or daily quests. Text based stuff gets frustrating to read sometimes.