Kozi's posts

He looks like a creepypasta version of Mickey Mouse.
I think I read one like that, once.

@Hazer: Will do. I’ll be over by your desk.

@SnakeWeaver: Not really, but I was on a roll.

@Hazer: Love it.
"She" reads as someone who would [REDACTED] to cover your overdue library book fees.
While crunching on dried-faerie snacks.

*looks for some overdue books*

rolls through the thread like a tumbleweed

FFFFFFF—
I will need things from here. Omg.

crunch crunch crunch

Mmm, tastes like charcoal, ozone, and magic.

...Guess i’ll need to put out a “now hiring” sign for some new faeries.

@Hazer: ...Well. Yes, you do. XDD;;
With some sort of expensive tea.
With a golden toothpick afterward. Very fancy.

@Hazer: The dessert faeries will bring to the table shortly. :3
Please do not eat the faeries, we charge extra for that.

Today, I am.
I think.

@vengeance: Haha no, she is fine there.
I have three pillows, all very flat. XD
She is just on her favorite one. :3

@vengeance: Hopefully, I will use the pillow soon, too.
I took something very very strong, so here is hoping!

@vengeance: Mine is curled up with me on my bed. She steals my pillow. XD

@vengeance: That place will be your forever home

@vengeance: I’m shocked. How will I ever recover from this news?