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Posted in Post your Rants Posted 6 years ago




>owns a business with fiance
>inside a giant building that other businesses cohabit with

>they hypnotist nutritionist next door keeps coming into my business
>while I'm busy
>asking for help and favors


>I did it a few times. To be nice neighbor.
>but then they started coming over a lot.
>now they wont listen when I express "I am busy" they get entitled and pushy "It wont take long! Please fix our printer"

>its every other day "print this" "fix this" "trouble shoot this" and niw that I'm pushing back theyre getting whiney ??

*heavy breath in*

YOU STUPID LEACHES. I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE. LATELY IVE TRIED POLITELY INFORMING YOU THAT I AM NOT YOUR TECH SUPPORT. WE DONT WORK TOGETHER. I DONT OWE YOU ANYTHING. BUT YOURE LEGIT PUSHING BACK AND ACTING LIKE IM BEING UNREASONABLE. HOW ENTITLED ARE YOU TWO. GTFO. YOU DONT SEE ME HITTING UP THE MASSAGE THERAPIST ACROSS THE HALL ASKING HER TO FIX MY WIFI. USE GOOGLE FOR FUCKS SAKE. IM ON THE PHONE OR TYPING APPEAL LETTERS OR HELPING *MY PATIENTS* AND YOU WALTZ IN, INFRONT OF MY CLIENT AND DROP YOUR SMART PHONE ON MY DESK ALL FRUSTRATED TELLING ME TO PLEASE FIX IT.

WE ARE NOT BEST BUY.

WE ARE A PHYSICAL THERAPY & ACUPUNCTURE CLINIC.

*INTERNAL SCREAMING*

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING NICE. NOW I GOTTA GET BLUNT AND RUDE BECAUSE YA LITERALLY START BEGGING AND PLEADING AND MAKING A SCENE WHEN I TELL YOU IM BUSY.

What the heck it shouldn't have to be this awkward and forced. Use google for fucks sake.
One of ya is 60 the other is 43. Figure it out and stop popping in randomly asking for help we don't even talk like. /dead




Is my butt festive?
Is my butt little?
Idk.
But I'm in here.
Hai.

Posted in Panthalassa Posted 6 years ago



Valentina took all the solstice items and made an epic sculpture out of it!
Posted in Post your Rants Posted 6 years ago




that moment when you didn't think someone
COULD sink lower, and they just skyrocketed down ten levels and you're like "w h e l p thats fucked."
Literally just want to scream about it. JFC
Thank goodness I didn't turn out like you cuz yikes Fam.


Posted in FINAL ROUND VOTING: CROPPED! Posted 6 years ago



@Star2000shadow: pssst. "Votes will be casted via the SUBJECT LINE of a Private Message sent to me, Velvet."

Love your avi btw. :)

Posted in ~*Avi Appreciation Thread*~ Posted 6 years ago



@Fozzy: Thank you :3



Do y'all know who you want roasted or gonna figure that out if you get sweet salty victory? :x



10 key Kalimba and elfen Lied lilium music box from my love. :)
Posted in Carol of the Bells! (FAQ & Lore) Posted 6 years ago



Oh haha I also forget other places put day before month!



(EDITED last post to clarify better xD)
Posted in Carol of the Bells! (FAQ & Lore) Posted 6 years ago



Not stupid you just missed it, and that's okay. the last community discussion we announced the winter event would be late december. Fozzy had clarified when we changed the theme that the event would be the end of December again. And On the 15th bottom of surge it says event [12/21] winter event

@teatales: if in the future youre ever worried just give a staff a ping to also check. But announcements and community discussion both mentioned it and are there for fellow volties to peruse when life is in the way and it gets missed. :)

[I'm millet btw]

Posted in Blergg parfume Posted 6 years ago



Im sensitive to perfume smells myself.
Anything floral or strong in general burns my sinus's.


Any scenty stuff I wear needs to be like. Food smelling. I had a perfume that smelt exactly like a fresh sliced and warmed pear. So good.




[I]I will give the second highest bidder FREE art![/1I]
Not that I'm great at drawing shit, lol.

Posted in How VK Ruined Solstice Posted 6 years ago



I'm going to presume since Vreg is rich and cares about his Rats, that he takes them to the vet regularly
and would know if one is diseased. He should get a box and ask them to act as warm plush bedding
to the robo child, as well as milk any of his fertile female rats. It's a robot baby, if the rats consent
I don't see the problem tbh.

I understand that doesn't make my response any less weird.


Occasionally burp the child and internally pray that something internally shuts off rather than blows up.
Name it VK to spite him. Tell it how much you are in love with it and this is the best solstice gift ever,
the gift of being a father. You never thought this day would come.


You're used to noise. You're homeless by choice in a city. You got this Vreg and rat gang.