Slytherclaw's posts

I also have the struggle where i wore makeup for one day
and now i'm breaking out in such a major way lmfao

They told me to look into bbcream but i haven't yet figured out what it is lmfao

i just wanna learn how to make me not so pink
that was a very neat thing
i am very pink

A responsible adult and going to work after my honeymoon this week, haha sob
No, I dunno, I really want to dress up that day
but I don't have a costume
Maybe I'll wear my halloween leggings, though, and see if anyone talks shit in the big office

This show was my favorite as a kid
-w-

I tried to learn in middle school.
Somewhere in the abyss, there is a picture of me rocking the mimi look.
that is a wrong way.

there may not be a right way
but there's lots of wrong ways
and let me tell you
i am great at finding wrong ways

I got myself off because i got distracted
i make him walk behind me going up stairs, rather
so that i get to see over him D<

o-oh no i think i anti-helped

lmao
i can't be taller than the husbando
it's very frustrating
sometimes i make him walk behind me

I really want to learn how to makeup tho
my cousin did some fucking witchcraft on my wedding day
my eyes were so blue
my face so not blotchy bullshit blushy pink
it took so much less effort i gotta learn

YEAH
I WILL
BOOTS ARE GREAT
they actually kill my toe after a while BUT THAT'S OKAY

I helped

I look like a giant when i wear heels too
but also fuck you these boots make my legs look good i am a sexy giant