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Posted in So, I was eating some grapes... Posted 6 years ago
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By keeping my mouth closed because it was full of grapes...

Posted in It’s Friday!! Posted 6 years ago
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Yeah you will still use that. Little tip: pack them last and move them right before you need them in the new house.

Posted in So, I was eating some grapes... Posted 6 years ago
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And then I needed to cough.

Now there's a piece of grape in my nose.

Eat fruit, they said. It's healthy, they said... >.>

Posted in It’s Friday!! Posted 6 years ago
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I cleaned out the kitchen today and did the dishes.
This weekend I will clean out the living room, clean up and do the laundry. I ran out of clean socks.

Posted in Calling all Europeans! Posted 6 years ago
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@TeaTales: ah... yeah we have 2 of those. 1 has been around for a few years and has protection 24/7, while the other is kinda new.

They were both in the list. As far as it looks like now, the first lost their only seat and the other got 3 seats.

Our big winner was the labour party.

Posted in I did a dumb...But it just had to happen ;u; Posted 6 years ago
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@Harker: I saw this thread yesterday and laughed because, yeah that happens when you don't pay attention where the big knife is during dishes.
And guess who cut himself during the dishes with a big knife today?

And hope you'll feel better soon

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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I took a box with me from the supermarket a few days ago. Now Ozzy and Odin keep arguing over who can sit in it.

Posted in Calling all Europeans! Posted 6 years ago
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@TeaTales: I want a navigation system for those things when we vote
What kind of party are they?

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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In the old house, I fell down the stairs a few times. My cat was always there, just staring at me.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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I know how you feel. My chest is itching.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Even expensive clothing companies use underpaid workers

My brother buys tshirts of 70€ easily

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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It is. Like, what are these jeans made of? Diamonds?

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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One day, I will find a good skinny jeans again that don't cost an arm and a leg

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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5 feet 10, but my legs are longer than with 'normal' humans