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Posted in I'm late Posted 6 years ago
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@nyx: score!

Posted in Need cheering up Posted 6 years ago
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@Totalanimefan: until you bring your other dog who is grumpy af

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Woezel likes to do that

I woke up with not enough energy

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Yeah. Even more when they move and get in your bladder.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Yeah bu, at some point, you’ll have to go

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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That’s important too

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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I was always the one to get my mother things

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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I only ask when I have absolutely no other options

Posted in What color is your toothbrush? Posted 6 years ago
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@Kira: I have the Harry Potter theme song as my ringtone

It was in the supermarket...

Posted in What color is your toothbrush? Posted 6 years ago
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@Kira: you’re blue
Da be di da be da

I had bright red hair once and a kid called me a clown. Then I said he was a clown.
He cried and his mother was offended.

Posted in What color is your toothbrush? Posted 6 years ago
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My toothbrush is blue! ...or green. Maybe red. I don’t know.
I just bought cheap toothbrushes and they came in a set, but I didn’t pay attention to the colour.

My toothpaste is blue. I know that because it kind looks like a smurf took a dump on my toothbrush.
@SirLionelNigelConrad: my legs are named Ed and Edd. My left leg is Edd, because he’s the longest.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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When I ask “can you drive me to...” first reaction I get is a sigh

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Bro drives, I hold the pets

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Woezel does the same, but she only likes driving when they go slow enough so she can see everything