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Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


There is magical radio

I want the suitcase to have all those pets ó.ò

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


I'd love to have Newt's suitcase

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


It's like the world's worst kept secret.

When JK Rowling wrote Fantastic Beast and Where to Find Them, she didn't add you, because everyone already knows.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Because everyone already knows, Dommy

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Best thing would be rainbow coloured poop with an unicorn horn and glitter

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Or I can buy one, name it Dommy and let Odin play with it

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


The toy walks when you wind it up

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


That reminds me: a shop here has poop shaped wind up toys and they also had those in rainbow

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


And that is why they won’t pay to come get me

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Tell me, Dommy. Your government doesn’t dare to come for me.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


...squirrel monk?

Oh they know you exist, Dommy. They always do.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


I just hope I won’t have to pay anything tbh

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


That is always good
We do our taxes in April. I’m pretty sure I will hardly get anything back this year.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Any job is better than no job