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Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


You can't be. You'd be wider than high.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


I saw fatter people

Like my obese aunt

In her underwear

And then she... got up

Posted in Come get some birthday cake Posted 6 years ago


@Ixora: sure, let me upload some memory space somewhere

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


My freezer is small... so good thing you aren't all that big yourself. I'll make it fit.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Melting is fine. We'll just put you in the freezer later.

Posted in Come get some birthday cake Posted 6 years ago


@koneko: too late. Kitty and me ate it
@Hazer: yes because why not?
And thank you
@Totalanimefan: turning 33 on 2/2 is extra special
@Ixora: my memory is better than what is good for me

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


@mdom: no dying on my birthday

Posted in Come get some birthday cake Posted 6 years ago


@Totalanimefan: 33
All grown up, according to the Hobbits

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Cooooooooome
Just share your ice cream with Odin, fries with Ozzy and pancakes with Woezel

Posted in Come get some birthday cake Posted 6 years ago


@Ixora: when my eyes are open, I’m awake and I will remember all
@koneko: how bout ice cream?

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Come live with me, Ana. I have my own deep fryer.

I just have a bunch of Dwarves, a Hobbit and Wizard here for my birthday (aka watching The Hobbit)

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


I had it tonight and tomorrow night

Posted in Come get some birthday cake Posted 6 years ago


@Ixora: there were only 2 nurses and 2 other patients. One mtf transgender, who was half out, and an older Turkish man.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Ozzy thought so too