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Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
We’ll carry on


When someone is stubborn, it gets worse when they get older.
My grandmother was so stubborn in the end that she kept spitting her teeth out after she died. We had to glue them in.

Slight warning: I will be worse than her when I get old

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Or the dirty version of iRobot

Posted in Half-Marathon~ Posted 6 years ago
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@Lilypoo: he will look fa-bu-lous!

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Yeah I give up. I can’t think of a pg 13 way to tell you about a place where people won’t normally touch you.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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I’m still thinking of a good response that’s also pg13

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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I hold the bowl and he knows it

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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I tap Odin on his nose if his nose gets near my bowl. He knows he gets in the end.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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I just have plain cornflakes and Odin gets 2 or 3 cornflakes a day

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Ozzy always wants part of my dinner (anything really, especially if it has mayonnaise on it) and Odin just lives cornflakes. If he had to choose between fried chicken or cornflakes, he would choose the cornflakes.
@SnakeWeaver: not hard to reach, a olace where others don’t want to teach

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Odin always wants my cereal

Because I can push the button

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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He loves playing it with a fluffy ball. He has 3 of those now but he keeps losing them.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Did you know Odin likes to play fetch? I throw a toy, he chases it and brings it back, waiting for me to throw it again.

Posted in Confessions (Make a Confession) Posted 6 years ago
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When the police came to us that my father died, I didn’t cry. It took me months before I cried for the first time about it.
When my mother died, I cries twice before she was buried. Once right after she passed away, with my brother and the other time right before her funeral with a life long friend.


Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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He meows before he poops and after
@SnakeWeaver: not when it’s on a place where you normally don’t reach