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Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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I got 625 ohms and 2 lobster suits of okios

According to her, the first

Ana is going to fight her first

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Because it wasn’t ‘decent’ enough
Also the lady insisted to call me ma’am yesterday

Posted in Silly Laws Posted 6 years ago
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Here, have some weird European laws:
In France it’s illegal to name your pig Napoleon.
In Milan it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except for funerals or hospital visits.
An English law prohibits people to die in the House of Parliament.
In Denmark, if a person finds a lost child, they can claim the child as their own if a parent does not turn up within 2 hours.
If you challenge a man to a fist fight to the death in Norway, he must accept or pay a penalty of 4 deer.
It is illegal to ski down a mountain in Switzerland while reciting poetry.
It’s illegal to be drunk in a pub in Britain.
It is legal to murder someone within the ancient city walls of York, Scotland, but only if he carries a bow and arrow.
Sex is only allowed in the dark in Budapest.
In Switzerland it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10pm, if you live in an apartment.
In Finland, it’s illegal to shoot a giraffe.

Posted in What does your happy place look like? Posted 6 years ago
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My happy place:


Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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I got a text last night that they weren’t going to sell any of my clothes and I can pick them up again. So that is what I will do.
Will bring my bro tho.

Good to hear you’re safe, ama

I also took a mental health day yesterday

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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At the clothing fair, the lady was one judgemental b...
No it isn't designer clothes or brand sparkly new. And no, I'm not a woman and yes I speak up. No need to huff with every piece of clothing.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Oh I think it’s time for me to go...
*runs away*

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Let me call the men with the giant butterfly nets to give you a hug yourself coat and put you in a room with pillows on the walls.
Probably should’ve done that a long time ago.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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You’re going to injure yourself

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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So you’re going to break it down so you’ll become homeless for a while? Homeless people don’t get wifi.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Let your parents enjoy their house on their old age!

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Farewell house. Dommy’s parents did so well on getting you, but their offspring proves to your doom.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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Another break in the wall

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago
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I’m afraid to watch this!