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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:21:36 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:21:44 )


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:21:49 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:21:50 )


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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:21:58 )


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:22:02 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:22:45 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:23:09 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:24:02 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:24:16 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:24:28 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:24:34 )


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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:24:40 )


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:24:48 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:25:05 )


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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:25:11 )


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:25:18 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:25:42 )


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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:25:47 )


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:25:59 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet candy canes
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