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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:35:10 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:35:27 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:35:36 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:35:43 )


I gots 5k ish



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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:35:46 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:35:52 )


I gots 5k ish



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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:35:58 )


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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:36:19 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:36:31 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:36:45 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:36:55 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living, fictional candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:37:02 )


I gots 5k ish



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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:37:16 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living, fictional, from the window to the wall candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:37:17 )


I gots 5k ish



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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:37:27 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living, fictional, from the window to the wall, spam candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:37:43 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living, fictional, from the window to the wall, spam, but this spam is legal spam candy canes
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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:37:54 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living, fictional, from the window to the wall, spam, but this spam is legal spam, vegan candy canes
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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:38:09 )


I gots 5k ish



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Donator — Divine Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:38:18 )


I gots 5k ish



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Voltie — They/Them Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 08:38:32 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge, fancy, straight, ivory, stock photo, rewarded, sock-filling, Wilhelm, bounty-hunting, sentient, versatile, repetitive, overused, overrated, basic, go-to, magically-appearing, sleep-inducing, non-living, fictional, from the window to the wall, spam, but this spam is legal spam, vegan, unsuspecting candy canes
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