Dragonickittens's posts

@Alia Starchild: xD I'm sure you don't want our blood to hurt you. Everyone can agree with that.... Unless you are a yautja blooding themselves. >.>
<.<
-few hours later, the chest buster is fully grown and grabs my jar of nutella and starts to eat it-
Hey! That's mine!

@Alia Starchild: Jeez, it would take a while just for her to learn that. Besides, in a few hours, she won't be a baby any more.
-she starts pouting and cuddles up to me- Its ok, little one, you'll make friends eventually.
No hurt baby unless in self defense. Which in turn, same applies for baby to you.

@Alia Starchild: -it keeps squeaking at you innocently, the squeaks keep getting more and more persistent until you look at her-

@Alia Starchild: -the chest buster wakes up and looks at your very innocently, making cute squeaks-
Aw! She likes you!

@Alia Starchild: Not her fault that she is born violently.
-the chest buster hiccups a bit-
Come on, you can't say that wasn't cute!

@Alia Starchild: Oh, but he is just bursting with fun!

@Alia Starchild: Aw, but the baby is just sleeping!
-small snores are heard from the baby-

@Alia Starchild: Yep. :) -continues to eat on the jar as a chest buster slithers up and rests on top of my head crown-

@Alia Starchild: I don't think you would need to worry about that. -holds the jar up as proof-
Will be too busy eating this jar of delicious.

@Alia Starchild: D: Well, darn, I've been caught again.... I guess its back to egg laying. =,=;; So boring....

@Alia Starchild: -steps in, unknowing of the trap and opens the jar to eat it-

@Alia Starchild: -starts to approach the jar slowly-

@Alia Starchild: -laughs evilly then smells Nutella-

No... I mustn't! I must not be trapped again! >.<;;

@Alia Starchild: -hisses and growls loudly and manages to get the jar off of my face-

FREEDOM!