Garrister's posts

Five lanterns. Let's go, let's post, let's spam. I wanna try it one more time before I go to bed tonight. But I'm already getting drowsy.

Two lanterns. No dragon but I did get one I don't have yet so that's pretty tasty. BUT I have to keep pushing 'till I get what I want.

Forty-nine lanterns. I'm summoning up powers from deep within, powers long forgotten in the flow of human history. I will scoop and I will win.

Forty-six lanterns. I'm gonna get the dragon this time, I can feel it in my bones. I can feel it in the bottoms of my shoes. And that's not a sensation to be taken lightly.

Forty-three lanterns. I don't think anybody is stopping to read these anyway, and that's probably for the best. That doesn't mean I'm gonna stop though.

Forty lanterns. No. This has only just begun. I can't quit now, or I'll never become strong enough!! I have to be a suitable specimen so that the aliens will take me to Andromeda!!

Thirty-seven lanterns. I'm running out of arbitrary things to say about the lanterns. Someone send help :(

Thirty-four lanterns. If you flip the numbers, that's forty-three. If I had forty-three lanterns, then we could talk about how flipping those numbers would make it thirty-four.

Thirty-one lanterns. That's the same as my age, if you changed the three to a two. So I guess it really isn't my age at all. In fact, it's pretty far off.

Twenty-eight lanterns. That's fourteen times two. Unlike twenty-five though, there aren't an infinite number of mathematical equations that come to twenty-eight. That's because twenty-eight is a smelly number.

I have twenty-five lanterns. That's twenty-one plus four. As well as an infinite number of other mathematical combinations that equal twenty-five.

Twenty-two lanterns now. That's one more lantern than the amount of years I've been alive. Coincidence? Yeah.

Now I have nineteen lanterns. Considering I had sixteen lanterns before the last post, this is an interesting development.

Sixteen lanterns now. I'm not very good at this spamming for lanterns thing.