Garrister's posts

I have four lanterns. These lanterns are special to me, I hold them close to my heart. And that's the truth.

I think this is especially relevant what with the sun and the heat and such. I'll go first, I'll list my top three in order of closeness to my heart:

1. Cappuccino Chunky Chocolate, that's a special flavor that cannot be matched for me.
2. Freeze Pops. I like to pretend I'm eating energy crystals.
3. Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwiches, I think they speak for themselves. What a lovely classic.

Now I've got zero. I need to post in here more often.

Okay, I'm at the bottom now. You can all go home, I'm officially announcing that I am the winner forever.

Forty-seven lanterns, that were collected from the townspeople in an effort to strike fear into the lingering souls that haunted their quiet home.

Forty-four lanterns, that were hand-crafted by my wise grandfather. He told me to use these to build a statue of him.

Forty-one lanterns, that have been carried to me by an elite team of cross-country snail deliveryfolk.

Thirty-eight lanterns, that have been carefully stacked on top of one another to form a monument in dedication to my cats.

I have thirty-five lanterns that have been arranged in such a way that I can use them to sail across the ocean at a moment's notice.

Thirty-two. There are thirty-two lanterns on the wall and they are flickering like little bug boys.

twenty-nine now. This is quite impressive if I do say so myself. Nobody has ever had this many.

I'm at twenty-six lanterns now. Sound the alarms.

Honestly I think my favorite thing to do during the summer is stay indoors with AC. I don't hate being outside or anything, but I much prefer fall and winter. Should probably move farther north, tbh.

I guess I'm slacking, because I've only played the game twice so far and I've been active on the forums since yesterday. I keep getting distratced. Btw, twenty.