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Posted in Post your Rants Posted 6 years ago
I feel like gutting myself with ritual seppuku
Got up earlier this morning to set a crock pot to do a pork shoulder roast.
We made a vinaigrette and got it all set up
It's almost around dinnertime now, so it was time to cut up the potatoes and throw them in.
Guess what.
My dumbass didn't plug the fucking pot in.
Posted in Suggestion: tights/tights stripes Posted 6 years ago
I'm sure you're supposed to be able to, but it's probably due to a layering problem.
They probably know about it, but just haven't gotten to it yet.
Posted in What puts you to sleep? Posted 6 years ago
@Kozi: But why the 'aww' and hugs?
Posted in What puts you to sleep? Posted 6 years ago
@Kozi: Wut?
And you mean to tell me, that all this time I've been calling you 'Cozy', I've been wrong?
Posted in What puts you to sleep? Posted 6 years ago
Alcohol.
Posted in Misheard/Misunderstood phrases Posted 6 years ago
@Hazer: Well, I believe covenant is a religious term in that context, Haze.
In religious context, a covenant is the agreement between god and a religious community.
Basically, I think it refers to your relationship with god/your religious community.
So it's saying, 'faith over family.'
Posted in Silly Laws Posted 6 years ago
Weed is illegal. That's pretty silly.
Posted in What does your happy place look like? Posted 6 years ago
Posted in About Ears Posted 6 years ago
Yep. Ears are darker than the actual skin tones.
That's why I rarely ever use them.
Plus they just look awkward.
Maybe if they were:
Correct skin tone
Smaller
A bit simplified, to be similar in comparison to our simpler noses.
Posted in Millets Random Prompts from you (Vote pls) Posted 6 years ago
Does that box say 'Puffed Millet"?
Posted in Millets Random Prompts from you (Vote pls) Posted 6 years ago
But you're good with poems, Millet.
Don't you wanna flex your writing skills on us?
Posted in Millets Random Prompts from you (Vote pls) Posted 6 years ago
Ah I see....
Then...why not both?
Posted in Millets Random Prompts from you (Vote pls) Posted 6 years ago
Well, you also said you might do poems.
Posted in Misheard/Misunderstood phrases Posted 6 years ago
@xirin: I thought it was gardener snake too.
Especially because the people around me would call them "Gart'ner snakes"