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Posted in World Championship Football Posted 7 years ago
The only thing I know about soccer is what I learned when I played it as a really young kid.
Which is to say, I don't know the rules at all, because I remember just thinking I had to keep the ball from the opposing team, so I just kicked the ball out of bounds on purpose. The coach would always be like "Good job. Good job" cuz I was a kid. That just made me think I was doing things right, so I did it more. That was during practice.

Then on my first game, I had been drinking gatorade all day because I thought it made me run faster. I showed up at the game, puked on the field, and then went home. I didn't play soccer after that.
Posted in World Championship Football Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: I mean, if you're interested in seeing it, the artist is Accel Art. NSFW warning on their twitter.
Posted in How many Sea Shells do you have Posted 7 years ago
67 shells
Posted in How many Sea Shells do you have Posted 7 years ago
65 shells
Posted in World Championship Football Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: And in followup art they did, they drew these anime girls doing lewd things to each other. Mexico did lewd things to a lot of the others, so I figured they were winning a lot.
Posted in Change 1 Letter! Posted 7 years ago
Moot
Posted in Word Association Posted 7 years ago
Mine
Posted in How many Sea Shells do you have Posted 7 years ago
61 shells
Posted in How many Sea Shells do you have Posted 7 years ago
59 shells
Posted in How many Sea Shells do you have Posted 7 years ago
57 shells
Posted in How many Sea Shells do you have Posted 7 years ago
55 shells
Posted in World Championship Football Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: Yeah, I didn't see anything about that specifically, but I randomly found art referencing the games, with the teams personified as anime girls.
Posted in How many Sea Shells do you have Posted 7 years ago
51 shells
Posted in Murmaider: LGBTI+ Friendly Posted 7 years ago
@Lucan: It doesn't ping people if you don't put text after the ping.
Also screws up if you emotes or any special characters like *