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Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Another Movie Addict: Aaaaw maybe when he is old enough he is gonna type posts in Voltra while you are sleeping. You will wake up one morning with like 100k volts.
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Another Movie Addict: Aaah best kinda cat. Hope he doesn't outgrow this. Do you have a backlit keyboard?
Posted in V.A.G - Voltra Artist Gallery - Page Prizes Posted 7 years ago
@Dread Pirate: The doctor said it's a little late for the procedure and that I shouldn't have waited this long. Unfortunately, aborting a 26 year old is considered unethical. I am going to ask for a second opinion.
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Another Movie Addict: Aww Eliot wishes to say hi to us on Voltra! Hi little kitty!
Posted in 1% battery left. Please charge!! Posted 7 years ago
@Yandere: Haha did you watch the video? Its a liiittle racist/species-ist I don't know the proper term haha. And the German accent is obviously not spoken by a real German, just extremely exaggerated but I loved it none the less. They had a joke in the movie, where the horses where saying that the bull was so low-class "his parents were probably not even related" and they all laugh. I loved it.
Posted in I touched an angel last night. Posted 7 years ago
@Glume: Man, I think the phrase went something like plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery. :vanora_xd: *rubs her banana lovingly*
Posted in My avatar looks like... Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: Aww why are you tired? I have been pulling all-nighters these past few days to meet some deadlines. On one of those all-nighters I don't know what happened but I think I accidentally became Dread's mom. Its all so blurry now. Mistakes were made. Regrets are being had.
Posted in My avatar looks like... Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: I'm so tired even the dirty part of my brain is failing to deliver dirty jokes right now. :vanora_cry:
Posted in My avatar looks like... Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: Oh its the NSFW kind. Its alright, you be a good little mod so you don't have to ban yourself. :vanora_xd:
Posted in I touched an angel last night. Posted 7 years ago
@Glume: Oh damn. Sorry. I was thinking your avatar looked really cool and I liked that she looks so realistic. Then I completely forgot about it until I got gifted the new items for participating in the event and then I subconsciously made an avatar that I thought looked good. And I didn't realize we looked the same until you pointed it out. Been really tired recently. I can change into something else :vanora_xd:

PS: I saw a lonely banana sitting on the shelf in the store so I bought it and took it home with me. I just thought you would appreciate being kept apprised of all banana related activity.
Posted in My avatar looks like... Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: Hit me with them dirty jokes you know they are my jam :vanora_xd:
Posted in I touched an angel last night. Posted 7 years ago
@Faust Sheep:
Posted in My avatar looks like... Posted 7 years ago
Posted in I touched an angel last night. Posted 7 years ago
@Glume: Wow thats really lucky! Congrats!