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Posted in So light em up up up Posted 7 years ago
@star2000shadow: Is it yellow?
Posted in So light em up up up Posted 7 years ago
@Another Movie Addict: Who knew buns of steel could be so dangerous. *shakes head* With great power comes great responsibility.
Posted in So light em up up up Posted 7 years ago
@Another Movie Addict: It would be like a pump action shotgun. So like...aim away. You could instantly kill animals and small children due to their height :vanora_xd:
Posted in So light em up up up Posted 7 years ago
@Another Movie Addict: When you sneeze you might need to make sure nobody is standing directly behind you because you could kill them with diamond projectiles.
Posted in So light em up up up Posted 7 years ago
@Another Movie Addict: After doing this exercise for a few weeks don't forget to check for diamonds. Because we all know, that is why bodybuilders work out.
Posted in So light em up up up Posted 7 years ago
@Another Movie Addict: After googling it, I was right. The sphincter IS a muscle and there are exercises to strengthen it! *pats self*

"Sit, stand or lie with your knees slightly apart. Slowly tighten and pull up the sphincter muscles as tightly as you can. Hold tightened for at least five seconds, and then relax for about four seconds. Repeat five times."

Buns of steel here we come!

@star2000shadow: Yeah its empty again for me too. Maybe Valentina needs more than 1 battery.
Posted in So light em up up up Posted 7 years ago
@Another Movie Addict: Haha I don't know, I never done it. I think the sphincter is a muscle though? So I am guessing you can strengthen it with exercise. Though I may be talking out of my ass here (pun intended)
Posted in So light em up up up Posted 7 years ago
@Another Movie Addict: Not with buns of steel it wont! :vanora_xd:
Posted in So light em up up up Posted 7 years ago
@Another Movie Addict: I dunno...might make you shit diamonds instead :vanora_xd:

@Dread Pirate: I think he needs to look at the man in the mirror.
Posted in So light em up up up Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: Oh nice! I am waiting for a sunny day. So far weather has been too cloudy and cold to work outside. :vanora_cry:

You guys need to do that workout...buns of steel.
Posted in So light em up up up Posted 7 years ago
@Dread Pirate: Yeah, it don't matter if she's black or white.

@Another Movie Addict: It would've made quite a splash :vanora_xd:
Posted in So light em up up up Posted 7 years ago
@Another Movie Addict: Harshly and unceremoniously evicted.
Posted in So light em up up up Posted 7 years ago
@Another Movie Addict: Might need to change his title to misadventure pants.
Posted in So light em up up up Posted 7 years ago
@Another Movie Addict: oooh...yep..that sucks. Showertime round 2! :vanora_xd: