Saeyra's posts

@Tuijp: Yeah but we live in an age where DNA testing is possible so its alot harder to pull off that story :vanora_xd: "I swear, I don't know how this happened! Never seen a man nope." Would be real cool to be Jesus' aunt though. I will borrow the baby and make him turn water into wine and make tons of money. When he gets older he can have a walking on water circus act and I can make money by killing him repeatedly on live television and people will pay to watch him get back up in 3 days.

@Baphomet: Well you should just send it to them and see. If you get it great if you don't its fine too! :vanora_smile: Reach for the stars!

@GuttedBunny: You don't know about the bright red Tesla floating around the earth? It was all over the news!

@Tuijp: My older sister is the adventurous type that will probably randomly fly to some island to do charity work if it got hit by a typhoon. Kids would just hold her down. And my younger sister became a nun...so..if she gets pregnant well she will have alot of explaining to do :vanora_xd:

@Tuijp: Ah, still holding out hope for nieces and nephews? My hope for a niece or nephew is so dead it cannot be revived, even with divine assistance.

@GuttedBunny: If you are, just tell them to ignore the bright red car that's floating around the planet at the moment.

@Baphomet: Did you try applying to Pixar? They are looking for animators

https://pixar.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/Pixar_External_Career_Site/job/Emeryville/Animation-Intern---Summer-2018_R-01625

@Lithinel: I would recommend the Japanese Silken Tofu if you can find it. Its soft and silky in texture and its the only tofu I like. It is good breaded then fried but you gotta be very careful not to break it. If you do it right it looks like this

@Lithinel: Hey! Just wanted to say I really liked Midnight Texas. My favorite character is Fiji, she is so sweet!

@GuttedBunny: Who are you trying to contact? Aliens?

@Tuijp: I was imagining highway to hell playing in the background but sure, whatever works for you. There is only one huge flaw in our plan. My sister doesn't want children and if I am not mistaken neither does your brother.

@Tuijp: The would be fly hunting specialists. If there is a fly you cannot catch/kill you call them. And they would kick in the door all cool while carrying flamethrowers.

@Tuijp: I think our siblings would get along very nicely! :vanora_xd:

@Tuijp: I have an older sister who works in a lab. She keeps flies in jars for experiments. When she has no further use for them she sticks the jars in the microwave and it kills all the flies inside. I guess it runs in the family?