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Posted in It's my birthday! Posted 7 years ago
@Unicorn: Where are you from Unicorn?
Posted in teabun || open Posted 7 years ago
@ishoji: Hey dude, nice to see you are back! :)
Posted in [S] Various Items [B] Commons Posted 7 years ago
@Zach: How much you selling the electrician for?
@Mica: I just realized I am your best friend and I dont know what smells you like! For shame!
I like flowery scents and uhmm the smell of wood and actually the smell of snow. It smells so clean after it snows..is it maybe the absence of smells? Did you know, most flowers I have found actually don't smell like anything at all? I am much disappointed.
@Dread Pirate: And since you aren't willing to pay. I shall take my own advice and leave this establishment. Ciao!
@Unicorn: It's alright, he can't afford me.

@Dread Pirate: *smacks with ruler* You forgot lesson 1. Never give free anything!
@Unicorn: How to run a strip club apparently.

@Dread Pirate: Oh my, thats the saddest thing I ever heard.
@Dread Pirate: You are used to amateurs I see..well you may continue with their subpar education if you wish. Good day, sir.
@Dread Pirate: No less than 1000 ohms per hour.
@Dread Pirate: What is this pittance? You insult me. I would never work for so little.
@Dread Pirate: Unfortunately I don't take monopoly money.
@Dread Pirate: I don't give more than one lesson for free either
@Dread Pirate: *ruler smack* Never give lapdances for free.
Honestly, they should hire me around here. Look at how great a teacher I am!