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Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@superbearwars: Art-ing for some people and giving Tuijp a hard time :vanora_xd:
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: Kinda puts into perspective why he would wanna try and kill Hitler
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: but that's the only upside to being blind :(
@Mica: There might be an infinite number of positions for kitty goddesses, you never know!
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: He could have used his guide doggy to kill Hitler. I don't see the problem being blind. If there is a will, there is a way.
@Mica: If I die by kitty...will I become a kitty goddess? If I do, I shall bless you with a non-allergic to cats immune system! Then you can come to my funeral!
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: I mean...he "tried". Did not succeed. I don't think they want any of your family tradition! They want results!
@Mica: Its okay, we will find a better one. Plus if Tuijp gives me kitties I will be so happy...dead...but happy! I shall make sure to invite you to my funeral!
@Mica: I thought...we were friends...how could you do this to me..betraying my secrets to the enemy! You might as well have stabbed me in the back with the knife I gifted you on the eve of our parting! *drama intensifies*
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: Russia may see everything, BUT RUSSIA DOESN'T CARE 'BOUT YOU!
@Tuijp: I mean...I just gave you mint cookies..right there...its waiting for you to use them in so many gloriously evil ways..HOW DID YOU NOT SEE IT!
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: He has bigger things to worry about than your silly bingo charity. Senpai will never notice you!..NEVER.
@Tuijp: ...*sings*...I'm a little princess....*while buying a truck full of peanuts, writes "The Brig" in bold red paint on the side of the truck*

@Mica: If he refuses to perform, THROW HIM IN THE BRIG!!
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: This is not a sustainable business model! Where are the profits?! Inefficiency...it makes me wanna strangle you. Though..come to think of it you can do your charity here, and I can steal your business idea, put it in the arcade and make money off of it!