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@Tuijp: *notes down peanuts for future reference*..hmm?.. oh don't mind me. (also, mint =eew)
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: You should charge an entrance fee! Then it goes into the prize pool. More players = bigger prizes!
@Mica: Oh Mica don't be like that! Don't beg! Your establishment is too good for the likes of them, they pay YOU to let them perform on stage!
@Mica: Thats right! Show them who's the boss, master negotiator!
@Tuijp: Aren't you afraid of the po po?
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: ....I see...*checks Tuijp's nose*...hmm...
@Mica: Not in this place of business! D:
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: so whats the itty bitty 2 for? Wait...is it..to throw at a certain...type of person with little to no clothing?
@Tuijp: If you never strip you will be a poor stripper
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: what do you need exactly 252 ohms for?
@Mica: I mean..you can HAVE a whip without their consent...just saying..
@Dowan: aww damn...you made me miss my Merrick...why don't we play that campaign anymore? Why DM?! WHY!
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 7 years ago
@Tuijp: *sees Tuijp's nose grow like 10 feet* ...uhuh...
@Tuijp: *sings* I'm a little princess...short and stout...waaait that's not how it goes..Are you on strike?

@Mica: You might wanna treat your employees better (or buy a whip)