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Posted in The sanctuary Posted 8 years ago
@Tuijp: This is not a sustainable business model! Where are the profits?! Inefficiency...it makes me wanna strangle you. Though..come to think of it you can do your charity here, and I can steal your business idea, put it in the arcade and make money off of it!
@Tuijp: *notes down peanuts for future reference*..hmm?.. oh don't mind me. (also, mint =eew)
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 8 years ago
@Tuijp: You should charge an entrance fee! Then it goes into the prize pool. More players = bigger prizes!
@Mica: Oh Mica don't be like that! Don't beg! Your establishment is too good for the likes of them, they pay YOU to let them perform on stage!
@Mica: Thats right! Show them who's the boss, master negotiator!
@Tuijp: Aren't you afraid of the po po?
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 8 years ago
@Tuijp: ....I see...*checks Tuijp's nose*...hmm...
@Mica: Not in this place of business! D:
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 8 years ago
@Tuijp: so whats the itty bitty 2 for? Wait...is it..to throw at a certain...type of person with little to no clothing?
@Tuijp: If you never strip you will be a poor stripper
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 8 years ago
@Tuijp: what do you need exactly 252 ohms for?
@Mica: I mean..you can HAVE a whip without their consent...just saying..
@Dowan: aww damn...you made me miss my Merrick...why don't we play that campaign anymore? Why DM?! WHY!
Posted in The sanctuary Posted 8 years ago
@Tuijp: *sees Tuijp's nose grow like 10 feet* ...uhuh...