Shadowman's posts

for a second there i was really concerned
and then you had to make it all about the money
and i finally understood
that i do am a petty miser
that is why we work so well
but what can i say
it is so weird not hitting the shift key
like my pinky finger is just floating here
and it is so weird

only cause you keep sticking yours on mine
while we are trying to sleep
this is all your fault
for sucking my warmth
that sounds really bad omg

Vlad
you need to stop
with that effing
artic
crap
it's not my fault you can't find beauty in mistakes
god
jesus
ok my feet are cold now halp

well i mean
i guess you aren't completely human
but ya look like it
so stop being a de...
deciever
there we go
nope still spelt it wrong

ahahaha right tho
it could gentle caress your face
with minimal plastic surgery need afterward

healthy people don't store candy in places
cause they know they'll eat it
that's human nature
ya human

you're not gonna die it
as in diet
cause you ate all that shitty candy
i see i see
ahahaha, I might try but idk
if you could handle the horrible acting

right tho
it's actually titled "[someone's name] probably saves the world"
so I could do a quick google search to find out
but we both know I'm not going to
and neither are you
omg you are so old

ah really?
There was this new show that just graced networks
something about someone probably saving the world
and it looked really interesting
but idk

ahaha is it any good?
I hear about it all the time
and people seem to like it
but idk
I'm no good at keeping up with shows anymore

ahaha he is also hanging out with one of our friends
but I didn't wanna be caught up in all the running around
so he agreed to just go and get it for me
and I was a happy llama

yeah well
Chris is going to go get me
a burrito
and it's gonna be diricious
and you'll be jealous

shut up vlad
no one wants to hear your gloating
especially my broke butt
cry cry cry cry

don't worry
I was looking at it and was like
that looks weird
and every time I try to spell asiains, it always ends up like that
and then I feel ashamed for my cultural ignorance
but also
I just spent 10k
kill me ;_;