Shadowman's posts

I can understand that
and sometimes I feel more confident in it, too
but I've realized that it doesn't matter what you mask
if you aren't comfortable outside the facade
there is no real you, ya dig?
I never really bashed them
but I didn't understand it
and then I realized that people
have their own thoughts and feelings
and I don't need to understand or know them
to let them do what they want
cause it really isn't my decision in the first place

I'm so gay
too gay to function
get that reference or we aren't friends
well it depends if you use it in other areas
but the area under your eyes is pretty small
so thirty dollars for something that will last you
a year and give you better looking skin
is kinda worth it?
but also you should know you are beautiful the way you are
but I won't judge you for using make up
because I am a good friend
who also likes wearing it
so I get it

Well, true
but seriously
I've watched some gurus for months
and that... what tarte shape tape or whatever
(had to add the whatever so I sounded at least a little masc)
lasts them for like six months to a year
and they use it literally every day for videos
and they use a lot of it

I mean most concealer sticks
will last you at least a couple months, so
honestly that's only spending $1 a day
to conceal, don't feel
Make up lasts for a long time
and has a large variety of uses (for most things)
and it takes a lot to package and create
and you can tell I've watched way too much
youtube make up guru crap

Well if you would have moved in with me
we could've went on all the walks
but no
you decided to put your man
before your bro
heart broken
yeah, dude, don't look up make up
from popular youtubers cause they are just
out to get the money
look up "affordable make up"

Ok
Just ignore me in
my time of need
Also we went for a walk
You know cause fatness
And it was cold
And windy
And many regrets were made

Once you see good the second time
You never want it again
But the only thing keeping me from diving down the road to barf town
Waa riding down the road to volt town ;D

We ate steak for his birthday
So much regret
Omg and now he's driving like a mad man
Gonna barf

Man we haven't even had our main course and I'm almost full

well yeah
we speak from experience
and my new experience is gonna be
eating
so peace out, bros
how do you forget your sig
when it is literally attached to everything you say

I legit can't spare you anything brain cells
all mine are being eaten up by the dancing horse and frogg in your sig
so much so that I spelt frog with two g's and was too lazy to go fix it
and also s p e l t

dude
uh
no I have no idea what that song is
and I uh
didn't offer you anything
I offended you

well once you learn to talk like we do
you will be able to
but then you sacrifice the ability to have intelligence
cause I kid you not
it took me a couple seconds to remember how to spell intelligence
and I just now had to look back up to see how I spelled it correctly
no joke

and you said I was dark, beanie
nothing is darker than you
nothing
and I'm ok with that