Shadowman's posts

he was dead because he became a vampire
which means you gotta die
and feed off the living
therefore, yes, vlad was always dead
but now vlad is dead TO ME

IT
WAS
ON
PURPOSE
all you ever do is bring up my past mistakes
how am I gonna move forward after this?

even if you once were vlad, you are no more
not after
not after doug....
I'm here, I'm queer, and about to go steer... ok, lost that train of rhyme. i'm gonna go eat.

I love how my humor is so dark
I don't laugh at all
ever
until I make a crappy joke like that

Vladimir was not a god
or a savior
he put people on sticks
through their butts
ok

Ayyye, Sassy. How's it going?

stuff and thaaaangs, girl.
don't tell me
that
I don't remember what I was going to say
now I'm just talking out of my butt
and I really want to swear but I caaaaan't
and omg Bean
ily

great dishonor
nononononono,
dis
honor
is all mine

I was told to infultrate this hide out
with my bad spelling
and bad paragraph breaks
and also bad attitude

when have I ever said anything scientific and/or accruate in my life?
besides that you are a big butt face
who needs to uh
do things for me
t h i n g s
and
s t u f f

they say if you hold in your pee
you get the better of it
so better
that it turns into a stone
and then you can put it on the black market

oh my god Bean
grammar
grammmmmarrrr
no but I really have to pee now
gais

oh my god
I hate when you think you've got a handle on your pee
but really
your pee has a handle on you
a very wet and gross handle
ew

@Fozzy: Here is your commission. I'll pm you a transparent version in a moment.