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Posted in Quitting Voltra 5evah Posted 6 years ago
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Quitting because, of the complete service, I only knew one song and I only knew it in Hebrew

Posted in Quitting Voltra 5evah Posted 6 years ago
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Quitting because I just came back from the funeral of my landlord and the priest in church, with the “this is my blood part”, drank so much of the wine that I hope he doesn’t have to drive home.

Posted in Get Santa! (And win prizes) Posted 6 years ago
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/pokes the eyes

Posted in Chat with Sae Posted 6 years ago
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Happy anniversary Voltraversary!

Posted in Marie Kondo is ruining my life. Posted 6 years ago
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@Mousy: around here, people put bookshelves up near the road and add books. You can then come take one out, to read and later bring back, or exchange and put another book in.
Also a woman nearby sells old books and I donated a bunch of my mother’s old books to her. Okay, did bring more books back, but we’ll just ignore that.

Posted in Get Santa! (And win prizes) Posted 6 years ago
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You’ll see soon enough

Posted in Get Santa! (And win prizes) Posted 6 years ago
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Ask Santa when he gets out

Posted in Quitting Voltra 5evah Posted 6 years ago
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Quitting because I have to go to church for the funeral of my landlord tomorrow.

Posted in Get Santa! (And win prizes) Posted 6 years ago
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Poor Santa

Posted in more bells Posted 6 years ago
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JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY!

Posted in Quitting Voltra 5evah Posted 6 years ago
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Quitting because @Lilypoo: farts rainbows

Posted in Count to 100 before a mod responds. Posted 6 years ago
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Posted in Get Santa! (And win prizes) Posted 6 years ago
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Isn’t human trafficking illegal? Or isn’t that for Elves?

Posted in Quitting Voltra 5evah Posted 6 years ago
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And also quitting because “Aliexpress has everything and us so cheap!”
/searches inline skating helmet
/gets a lot of unrelated crap
/finds helmet half an hour later
Those bastards are cheaper in the store here and there are more colour options here