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Gonna cover Lau in apples and see if it helps to keep the Volkan influence away. Maybe his titsie mind control powers will weaken...
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Gonna cover Lau in apples and see if it helps to keep the Volkan influence away. Maybe his titsie mind control powers will weaken...
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LOOOOL, I just imagined all the 13 year olds who have been hiding in the shadows of Voltra come out and feast on Lau’s baked apple bits.
At least she’s not made of bones and blood anymore and gots some meat now.
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@Tsundererra: yeah, NO. 
you could probably use those smelly poppycocks to keep him away. That’ll keep just about anyone away.
Also wtf. I would not be a sacrifice. I taste terrible, even with apples. I’ve tried.
you could probably use those smelly poppycocks to keep him away. That’ll keep just about anyone away. Also wtf. I would not be a sacrifice. I taste terrible, even with apples. I’ve tried.
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@Laufeia: I’ve tried to shoot poppycocks at him, but they disintegrate whenever they get too close to him... it’s like he dispels all things that are good.
Why... would you try to eat yourself with apples? I would try myself with hot sauce first. Spicy spicy.
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@Tsundererra: he actually repels evil and unholy things. Get it right.
<_< the hot sauce would hopefully cover that dreadful poppycock taste.
And why not? Apples are delicious, as is human flesh.
<_< the hot sauce would hopefully cover that dreadful poppycock taste.
And why not? Apples are delicious, as is human flesh.
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@Laufeia: Pishposh, poppycocks are made with the purest ingredients in existence. Each bite is like the laughter of a newborn baby.
Oooooh, spicy poppycocks could be a good idea...
Why... would you have eaten human flesh... like ever? D:
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I'm always so confused by the tit laser conversations xD
Currently recovering from large amounts of PTSD. I'll post when I can, please ping for replies. Things are very difficult for me right now.
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You see, Shadami, the guardians bless every mayor with tootsie roll nips that can shoot out various beams. Usually they’ve been used for good, like shooting out confetti at parties, or setting off fireworks for breaker beach festivities.
But Volkan has been misusing these titsie beams for his own personal gain, as shown in the pics in my sig. ): We need a new mayor who will use these titsie nips responsibly and respectfully.
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@Laufeia: Not all bad things come from the sphincter. Even good, beautiful things can be born from them. uwu Like poppycocks.
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@Laufeia: Crackerjacks are fallen poppycocks. They used to be pure until they were cast out from Heaven for wanting to be more delicious than their poppycock brethren.
Puuuuuhleeeez. Birb women are more trust worthy than owners of bearded female doggos.
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@Tsundererra: there is no heaven for poppycocks. Only purgatory. They are not to be ingested.
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@Laufeia: Liiiiessss. Poppycocks are still heavenly creations. Crackerjacks are the ones that have been tainted.
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lol better not to get involved, they're in a bitter rivalry now.
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It has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.
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@Laufeia: You only get diarrhea from Poppycocks if you have evil in your body that it’s trying to get out. Duuuuh~
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.