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Can we get going now?

Kindergarten item has been unlocked in Joyful Jamboree

Check the fourth post on the front page for an update.

There will be no vote. Tomorrow is the final door.

YOU DISTRACT THE CHILDREN...

You have to rely on your quick thinking as the eerie children slowly move in closer, and you’re not ready to find out what exactly they consider ‘play time’. Looking over at the pile of cute toys that surround you, you act fast, quickly using the variety of fun distractions to turn the children’s ill intentions off of you and Connie.

“What d’ya know, looks like you have two brain cells left to rub together. Now let’s make like Hemmingway and book it before they try to touch us with their gross sticky fingers or something.”

It kind of seems like she’s worried about the wrong thing in this situation, but you agree with her urgency nonetheless. When the children aren’t watching, you quickly lead Connie away towards the dream’s exit. As you approach the dream door, you can hear Connie begin to grumble under her breath, before letting out a sigh and muttering.

“Also uh. Thanks, I guess. I don’t think I would have lasted much longer with those freaks if it wasn’t for you… I guess you’re not as dumb as you look. Oh come on! Don’t give me that look, it’s a compliment!”

Eh. Whatever. You’ll take it.

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ONLY ONE WAY TO GO...

With only one door left, there is no need to decide.
The thread unlocked tomorrow at 6:00 PM.

Door Available:

The Malfunctioning Door
A Glitching Display Door Showing Many Errors

MATCH THE TOYS...

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Current Progress
Unlock Reached!

Summary
Entering the Youthful Door led straight to Connie's nightmare.
She's having a nightmare about having to care for terrible horror children.
Looks like they've set their sights on you too... Better find a distraction!

Mechanics
Examine the shadows to find the the toy's perfect match.
This is a group activity. Working together will help make it easier to find all the answers.
But feel free to work alone as well!
Make sure to put your answers under a spoiler to give others a chance to play.

Prize
Once all the correct answers have been found, and at least 10 people have attempted to answer,
the EI Kindergarten will be added to Joyful Jamboree.

All participants in this thread will be granted a free Kindergarten at the end of the event.
(Note: Participation includes any form of posting in this thread. Even if you don’t want to join in the game, show your support!)

This door really feels like the odd man out in this room. You feel as if you’re looking at the entrance of a kindergarten, the bright paint and children’s drawings looking playful and inviting. This couldn’t really be a nightmare, could it…?

Stepping inside doesn’t feel any less wrong, as you look around at the brightly lit room full of soft toys and children's activities. You must have made some kind of mistake, now you definitely know this isn’t a nightmare. You turn to make your exit, before being stopped by a quick yank on your sleeve.

“Ohhhhh no way, bub! You’re not leaving me to deal with these snot nosed terrors alone!”

… Okay, maybe this is somebody’s nightmare.

You turn to look at the source of the barking voice, and see a very exhausted looking Constance. Judging by the environment, you’re able to piece together this dream involves kids in some way. Strange, shouldn’t a clown be used to dealing with children?

“Hah! Right! Entertaining kids is easy, but babysitting? Please! I don’t know what these brats want! Blood probably, I haven’t tried.” She scoffs, rolling her eyes, “You’re free to give it a shot if you want.”

Oh, she’s being a dramatic teenager. There’s no way it can be that bad, right? You begin to wonder where exactly these kids are, and scan the room, only for your heart to immediately sink. You’re not sure how you missed it the first time around, but you now are gazing at a row of countless children lined up before you. They all stare at you, not speaking, not blinking, their dark, empty eyes fixed intently on you. You grow increasingly uneasy, unsure what they want from you, and you take a step back away from them.

This seems to trigger something in them, as they begin to step forward, their small hands reaching out towards you and Connie as you’re suddenly surrounded.

“Plaaay….. Play with usss…” They begin to speak in unison, their voices blending together with such harmony it feels completely unnatural and inhuman, “We want to play a game…..”

Connie shudders with a distressed groan, before jumping up to slap the back of your head, “Good one, genius! Well, go on! Hurry up! Figure out a way to calm them down before they rip us apart or make us have a tea party or something!”


Art by ghost.

Take a seat... To play, visit our Landing Page or click here.

Complete the chapter to earn today's item, Ice Cream Parlor.

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: "Alright dumb dumbs... I put some words in some hats I found. Pull them out for your fortune I guess."

: "Mn... I shouldn't be surprised you're not taking this seriously..."

"Get over it. This is-"

: "Just as accurate as any of your stupid readings."
: "Just as accurate as any of your stupid readings."

: "Cut that out!"
: "Cut that out."

: "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!"
: "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain."

: "Now you're just showing off!"

: "I didn't need to use my powers to know what you were going to say... We've been through this enough times."

: "Yeah yeah HA. HA. You going to pull out some words or what?"

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MECHANICS

• Roll 4 10-sided dice using post actions in this thread.
• Check the list of words below for each corresponding number and fill out this sentence to find your fortune!

"In 2021 I am going to (Dice 1) and (Dice 2) . I need to (Dice 3) (Dice 4)."

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Complete the chapter to earn today's item, Red Knight.

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"To my surprise, you didn't suck,
Guess you stumbled into luck.

For once I wasn't telling lies,
Take a look, here's your prize."

@Grost: will receive 110 love letters
@Jolly: will receive 160 love letters
@Another Movie Addict: will receive 150 love letters
@Kegs: will receive 120 love letters
@inatlaka: will receive 60 love letters
@Mousy: will receive 410 love letters
@Totalanimefan: will receive 50 love letters

"Some of you sucked a little less,
And made a joke of all the rest.

I'll give another prize, bigger than a letter,
Just to rub in that you were better."

@Mousy: wins 1x Vibrance Day 2020 Event Bundle
@Jolly: wins 3x Vibrance Day 2020 event goodie bags
@Another Movie Addict: wins 1x Vibrance Day 2020 event goodie bag

Scavenger Hunt Items
"Here are the items, make use of your eyes,
for each that you find I'll give 10 letters as prize."

Below you will find lists of items to find for Constance, separated by category. Each item on the lists are worth 10 love letters, which will be tallied and rewarded at the end of the contest. Submissions will close on April 28th at 11:59 PM Voltra Time.