Constance's posts
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
nooooooooope
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
WHAT DO YOU CALL A VAMPIRE SNOWMAN?
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
answer this
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
Why are graveyards noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
Snopes is a website that does fact checks
because the internet gives no hecks
they believe anything they read
cognitive dissonance they bleed
(TELLING A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE!!!)
KNOCK KNOCK
WHOSE THERE
Adore
ADORE WHO
A
DAMN
DOOR
LET
ME
THROUGHHHHHHHH
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
Yeah
KNOCK KNOCK
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
mdom: coco (Cocoa -chocolate) and nut (ya know. nuts. in chocolate haha)
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
I was like hey Io, when a deaf person sees someone yawning, do they think they are being yelled at.
And he was like how would I know, I'm blind.
HAH I CAUGHT THAT FRAUD RED HANDED.
HES AN ORACLE HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
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Two in a corner,
1 in a room,
0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter. What am I?
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
Ya got it
Ran accused me of being im-immature.
I told her she was banned from my fort with that attitude.
I drift forever with the current down these long canals they’ve made,
Tame, yet wild, I run elusive Multitasking to your aid.
Before I came, the world was darker, colder, sometimes, rougher, true
But though I might make living easy, I’m good at killing people too.
Statistically however I'm likely to miss.
What am I?
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
ding ding ding!
Io told me to stop acting like a flamingo. SO I had to put my foot down.
He couldn't tell the difference.
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Kings and queens may cling to power and the jester’s got his call,
But, as you may all discover, the common one outranks them all.
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
you are really close kiwi
but not quite
guess ill sit and wait, sip a sprite
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
I feel like most of you like to cheat.
and consider google an answer sheet.
But alas you all also solved the custom one.
Which means ya earned it back to rapid spam fun.
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Riddle
I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I?
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
what if I told you that one is a word game?
would you be confused? me you would blame?
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
ok that leaves riddle one
then we can have fun