Constance's posts
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
Yes SHadami!
This morning Ran asked me to pass her lipstick.
I passed her a glue stick.
she isn't talking to me right now.
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What makes a loud noise when changing its jacket, becomes larger but weighs less?
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
Tell me Kiwi.
Tell me.
Take memory?
how?
Other than causing an ow?
/bashes you off the head with a balloon animal
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
Some voltie named dipper approached me while I was studying in the library.
HE asked me where books on paranoia were.
I was annoyed so I told him they were right behind him.
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The more you take, the more you leave behind!
What is itttt
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
PLease don't bring bugs into my thread
unless ya gonna personally squish em all dead.
It makes the fair grounds look icky
and their insides all stickyyyyyyyy
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
YOU ONLY DID LIKE A THIRD OF THE RIDDLE KIWI
YOU GOTTA FULLY HUMOR ME
/smacks you upside the head
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
@Totalanimefan: 2 and 3 are wrong, and ya can't even get your spoilers right.
*Facepalm* cant even keep the wrong answers outta sight. :P
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
They say lithium batteries are far superior
compared to solar energy, still inferior
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
@Siron:That would be a complete and utter waste of pie.
children around the world are starving and may die.
Also, those cost money buy it off of me
Then you will be lecture free
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
Berinhard says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"????
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I am a word of 5 letters and people eat me. If you remove the first letter I become a form of energy. Remove the first two and I’m needed to live. Scramble the last 3 and you can drink me. What am I?
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
I'm used to others intellectual inferiority
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
Yes letter V.
I ate a clock for breakfast, it was very time consuming.
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Remove six letters from this sequence to reveal a familiar English word
@Hazer: a forum imp told me to give you this.BSAINXLEATNTEARS
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A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
Constance:
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yes, its a fish. water moving and bubbling into a new body of water allows air to bubble in due to the shifts in pressure.
I told my sister Ran that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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With thieves I consort,
With the vilest, in short,
I’m quite at ease in depravity;
Yet all divines use me,
And savants can’t lose me,
For I am the center of gravity.
What am I?
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yes, its a fish. water moving and bubbling into a new body of water allows air to bubble in due to the shifts in pressure.
I told my sister Ran that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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With thieves I consort,
With the vilest, in short,
I’m quite at ease in depravity;
Yet all divines use me,
And savants can’t lose me,
For I am the center of gravity.
What am I?
What's a dad?
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Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
yes, its a fish. water moving and bubbling into a new body of water allows air to bubble in due to the shifts in pressure.
I told my sister Ran that she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
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With thieves I consort,
With the vilest, in short,
I’m quite at ease in depravity;
Yet all divines use me,
And savants can’t lose me,
For I am the center of gravity.
What am I?
Posted in Act 2: Constance the Illusionary Clown
Posted 6 years ago
I bought some clown shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.