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First I have to slap a BIG content warning before I let you guys watch this.
There are many butts, constantly, and sexual content.
I wont link it bc its really not something I would normally show someone, so search at your own risk.

But ok so I've gotten my husband addicted to kpop/korean artists. One of our common ways of spending time together when he gets home from work, is after dinner we'll watch MVs together. Sometimes they're really cool and inspire us, but sometimes they're very silly and we have a laugh (but ironically like it in a way).

He has been conditioned to how classy kpop artists are they kind of have to be and this was where his mind was at in the moment.

So then he was like "wait I think there's a cool dance in this new Troye video"

so he pulls it up and like, sure, there's a silly looking dance that takes up 3 seconds of the video.
The rest of it, our faces were like:

and now my husband can't stop thinking about it. It left a scar in his memory HAHAHA
we just aren't adapted to so many asses all at once!
to be fair, the MV does warn you in the very first second. But we had to commit to watching

Have any of you seen it?
You like it, hate it, or do you find that kind of content funny like I do?
Its fine if you have no reaction to this, I know some people dont care. Consider it a cultural difference that we're just not used to this.

@Count Trashula:
Yeah its probably not a bad thing I cant get it often.
I worked so hard to stop drinking soda so I can reduce my sugar habits. I would absolutely end up replacing it with sugary banana milks XD

hellooo! o/
I'm also trying to log in more often again.
I've managed to keep up a weekly habit I think XD

happy to see you!

I was also born in 92 and I had a myspace as well. I think that trend was pretty common for both 80's and 90's kids in their teens/early 20s.
Thinking back on it is kind of fun. That was a silly era

@Mellonin:
I suppose it depends on your tastes, but it does taste like a sweeter version of bananas!
I have known people to not like it (but they usually dont like banana-flavored things anyways)
if its accessible where you are I'd say it is always worth a try!

Also today I bought bananas and maple syrup so I can follow a recipe to make it myself >:D

hehe thank you everyone!!
I'm glad my poppin miqote can make you happy ♥

@Keo:
Haha yes he's my character from FFXIV
originally, anyway. Lately I've been drawing him outside of the game setting so much
love him to bits

yeah thats all I got
I'm art blocked as heck XD

@Whim:
mmm yes
althoguh I might be less expensive to make it myself
I think I'll try making it first.

Maybe one day they'll carry the korean brand milks at our import store again
but to be fair, they're expensive too (imported and all)

@Whim:
oohhh i wonder if they have a syrup version
I havent actually thought to look for these!

@Delightfully:
If you like strawberry milk and you also like banana flavored things, you would probably like banana milk!
Its sweet but not too sweet.
My friend gave me a recipe yesterday that I'm actually going to give it a try the next time I go shopping!
here it is
and no, it should not be chunky HAHA bananas usually blend well. BUT I have a cheap blender that will probably not do it properly, so I'll most likely use a mesh strainer to smooth it out more.

@Justice:
Ohhh you lucky ♥
What other flavors do you like?
I also recently tried a rootbeer flavored milk and its... surprisingly good. Like a melted rootbeer float XD

@Whim:
Yeah I have a couple import grocery stores here, but sadly they dont carry banana milk!
I also have a local grocery store that has a ton of imported brands (like the most common things I would need) so thankfully I dont have to go much out of my way for other things. Like imported sauces I like to use

You're welcome and thank you!

my local market stopped carrying banana milk

I knew this would happen, it was labelled as a limited seasonal item. I suppose June-mid July was the "season".
They came in these glass bottles that were a bit pricey, BUT if you clean and bring the bottles back, you get half off the next one, making it a super good deal imo (surprising, since TX seems to hate recycling afgkjjh)

It is surprisingly difficult to find banana milk in the US.
Between my 10 years in CO and my 2 years in TX, I have found banana milk I think 3 times? and all 3 times they very quickly stop carrying it at the stores. I have purchased the last stock of banana milk at a shop in CO once and for years and years since, they never carried it again LOL
That one was imported korean brand so I was like ok FINE makes sense

but this recent one?
was a US brand

supply and demand right? So I just need to get enough US friends to shout about banana milk enough until corp giants see us, and are like omg these people need 'nana milk

Oh last weekend on grocery day, I saw something yellow catch my eye so I backstepped and was like
omg
is that a nana uyu
BANANA MILk??
So I grabbed the carton without care
and you know what? dont do that, because when you get home and pour out the contents, you might ask youself

Why is it THIS color??

and then husband points out the fact that I cant read XD
This tasted like granola and water, it was a terrible experience.

I'm sure I could just make my own banana milk,
just like back when I couldnt find strawberry milk anywhere where I lived at the time (now that I think about it, I think thats in short supply here, too)
I made it myself once. It was fun but
can I just be lazy and buy these? :')


Have you all had banana milk?
love or hate it?
Will you sign this petition to convince american companies that we need nana milk

It is 4 days into August and I still have internet.

Perhaps...

I will assume that in 10 more days, it will be turned off?
The contract ended July 14
They said that on paper

At least it is not my account, so I do not have to worry about "accidental billing" or anything. That's the landlord's issue