Lol that's why I keep making jokes that I need to be less good at my job. And like it came to my attention that...I have an almost perfect attendance record. Like I've only called out once, and that snafu when I misread my schedule. Like the misread schedule thing, I requested to skip my lunch to make up for it. And my manager reluctantly allowed me to do that. But this new manager. He really didn't have any choice for what happened yesterday. No one else could come in. My coworker called out because her car broke down. And my other coworkers just couldn't come in.
So the champion I am. But like. It's definitely not cool.