Anarchist Beauty's posts
Posted in Annoying Things About Your Human
Posted 6 years ago
@Miss Kitty: Definitely should have went through that fine print with a fine tooth comb.
All the dealers are probably the same though!
"Take a lifetime trip to earth! See the world! Have lunch on the French Riviera! Board a jet to Hong Kong! Fall in love!"
And then they stick us in these withering, decrepit, dysfunctional meat sacks for 80+ years and we don't get to do ANY of those things!
This one has never even left her home country!
All the dealers are probably the same though!
"Take a lifetime trip to earth! See the world! Have lunch on the French Riviera! Board a jet to Hong Kong! Fall in love!"
And then they stick us in these withering, decrepit, dysfunctional meat sacks for 80+ years and we don't get to do ANY of those things!
This one has never even left her home country!
Posted in The sanctuary
Posted 6 years ago
Agreed.
Posted in The sanctuary
Posted 6 years ago
I don't even think I have ice cream!
Life is tragic.
Life is tragic.
Posted in Annoying Things About Your Human
Posted 6 years ago
@RainbowPanda: Hiccups are an understandable part of life.
Hiccups multiple times a DAY, is just wholly unacceptable.
Hiccups multiple times a DAY, is just wholly unacceptable.
Posted in The sanctuary
Posted 6 years ago
It truly is. :vanora_cry:
Posted in The sanctuary
Posted 6 years ago
Sounds like a dream. lol
I want to eat, but I don't want anything that's in the house. :/
And I also don't want to leave my house.
I want to eat, but I don't want anything that's in the house. :/
And I also don't want to leave my house.
Posted in Annoying Things About Your Human
Posted 6 years ago
@sunny: Ah! One of the lucky ones!
Never heard of such things, but then there are so many things that can go wrong with these meatsacks it's hard to keep track of the names.
@RainbowPanda: I do believe you.
I believe the record for my body was between 7 and 9 times in one day alone.
Completely ridiculous.
@Miss Kitty: My god, I feel you.
I signed up for a fun trip on Earth, I did not sign up for this GARBAGE of a fleshsuit.
Why could I have not been assigned some healthy, neurotypical human?
No, they give me this broken and breaking down thing.
And don't even bother phoning management, you'll be on hold forever.
And I do mean forever.
@Shark: Never a fun process.
Never heard of such things, but then there are so many things that can go wrong with these meatsacks it's hard to keep track of the names.
@RainbowPanda: I do believe you.
I believe the record for my body was between 7 and 9 times in one day alone.
Completely ridiculous.
@Miss Kitty: My god, I feel you.
I signed up for a fun trip on Earth, I did not sign up for this GARBAGE of a fleshsuit.
Why could I have not been assigned some healthy, neurotypical human?
No, they give me this broken and breaking down thing.
And don't even bother phoning management, you'll be on hold forever.
And I do mean forever.
@Shark: Never a fun process.
Posted in The sanctuary
Posted 6 years ago
Heya, how's it going?
Posted in ᴡσnᴅєrʟαnᴅ - OPEN
Posted 6 years ago
Thinking of new specialty or pre-made things to offer for a 'Back to Hogwarts' type thing.
It will go along with the Back to Hogwarts Trivia game I have planned for my hangout...
It will go along with the Back to Hogwarts Trivia game I have planned for my hangout...
Posted in The sanctuary
Posted 6 years ago
/crawls into a corner and lays there
Posted in Annoying Things About Your Human
Posted 6 years ago
@Rallaa: This thing gets hiccups from sitting and minder her own business.
@Crowly: Leg shaking seems to be a common malfunction.
It's odd.
@Tuijp: Oh you have that?
One of this humans favorite people on the planet has it, and all the many other medical problems that come with it.
He was just in the hospital for a week because of spinal fluid in his skull.
Poor boy deals with too much.
@RainbowPanda: It is refreshing to hear of others with this hiccup problem.
My human is the only one in her family who has ever dealt with or heard of such a thing.
Their reactions are annoying.
@sunny: Sounds like quite the defects.
If only "go to the doctor" was still a universally achievable piece of advice.
@Crowly: Leg shaking seems to be a common malfunction.
It's odd.
@Tuijp: Oh you have that?
One of this humans favorite people on the planet has it, and all the many other medical problems that come with it.
He was just in the hospital for a week because of spinal fluid in his skull.
Poor boy deals with too much.
@RainbowPanda: It is refreshing to hear of others with this hiccup problem.
My human is the only one in her family who has ever dealt with or heard of such a thing.
Their reactions are annoying.
@sunny: Sounds like quite the defects.
If only "go to the doctor" was still a universally achievable piece of advice.
Posted in Annoying Things About Your Human
Posted 6 years ago
The daily mood of life, tbh.
Posted in Annoying Things About Your Human
Posted 6 years ago
@Fai: The amount of effort exhausted trying to cope and deal with mental illness is enough to drive anyone mad.
Seems to be a more common than not problem among the fleshbags, you'd think they'd have developed better ways to combat such things.
@Millet: The itchiness of the bug bite is what does it for me.
How can something SO SMALL cause SO MUCH grief???
Humans are completely ridiculous.
Seems to be a more common than not problem among the fleshbags, you'd think they'd have developed better ways to combat such things.
@Millet: The itchiness of the bug bite is what does it for me.
How can something SO SMALL cause SO MUCH grief???
Humans are completely ridiculous.
Posted in Annoying Things About Your Human
Posted 6 years ago
I picked the WRONG meatsack to invade my guys.
This thing has the biggest boat load of issues, oh my gawd.
But the worst - THE WORST - is the hiccups!
This highly defective human gets the hiccups more than should be physically possible!
Nagging, incessant, constant...
Three things are certain with this thing: anxiety, sarcasm, and hiccups.
What are the annoying defects of your human fleshbag?
This thing has the biggest boat load of issues, oh my gawd.
But the worst - THE WORST - is the hiccups!
This highly defective human gets the hiccups more than should be physically possible!
Nagging, incessant, constant...
Three things are certain with this thing: anxiety, sarcasm, and hiccups.
What are the annoying defects of your human fleshbag?