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Posted in Ladies, Gents, Neither! Lend Me Your Jokes! Posted 6 years ago


Alright folks, I've been on a terrible joke kick here lately. From the furry puns, dad jokes, and all the way to 1700s sex jokes!! I want them all. Worst, best, whatever.

Posted in New Voltie Post Your Pics Maybe ? Posted 6 years ago






TwT I wanted a photo of me 'eating' the butterfly, but my friend sad no!







Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Sex jokes are as old as time its self. XD

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Lol nope it's from the 1700s, so is the one in my sig.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Lol yeah. I've been really digging 1700s jokes.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


A booby of a country squire, who made an honest woman of his father's chamber-maid, bolted into the room when she was in labour, and blubbering over her with great tenderness, sobbed out that he was sorry she felt so much pain on his account. "Don't make thyself uneasy, love," said the wife, "I can't bear to see thee fret, for I'm sure it was not thy fault."

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Ah, well that sucks.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Your Grandparents sound like poop.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


I actually still have a plushie from when my house burnt down. Two of them. :3

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


It was, and partially my fault.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


You'd be pissed too if someone destroyed a 60 dollar figure.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


I'm sure the dream is telling me that I'm still pissed off that my uncle destroyed one of my figures. TwT which is now too expensive to replace.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


I've been dreaming about it for 14 years now, lol it's fine. It's never the same though. Like one time I dreamed about the swamp behind our house, going on and on forever as a liquid library. Books floating buy, shelves out of stumps, like that.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Nope. I already know that it's a significant event from when I was younger that I still feel emotional about. An event that led to a lot of very bad things. XD don't need a therapist to tell me what I already know.