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There is a strong belief, and much evidence, that King Edward II was murdered by a hot poker up his ass. The punishment inflicted on him by his wife and her lover who deposed him. Idiot kept flirting with civil war for his boyfriend. History is amazing. Also fart jokes are eternal.



@rolly joger: History isn't boring, history taught in most schools is. >w>



I love me some stupid jokes.



What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?
Floss Vegas.



@Kozi: It does apply. I can smell the feast being cooked.

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Decent price for a pillow case.

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Kitty!!

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@Salem: What items?

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I try not to share food with Lana, but she's very insistent that I share.

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>w> my family hates sharing food, so we all like things that no one else likes. Just so we don't have to share. -w- unless my piece of shit cousin comes over. Then we get no choice and have to share. Because she's too stupid to buy enough food.

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The only food I'm willing to share most of the time is french fries, because I know that I'm not going to eat them all. Usually I just give them to my ex.

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I too am a taurus.



@Unicorn: I wrapped my friend's gifts. Tomorrow and/or Sunday I'll be doing more gift wrapping.

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That's fair I guess. o.o I hate sharing.