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Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Lol well key meaning dick is something that stays pretty popular throughout history. Woohoo from when you're so bored you look up the history of the dick joke.



It goes boring as fuck.



@Kozi: :3 howdy howdy.



Well I looked up the history of dick jokes and found a few funny ones. One from the 10th century, and one from the 1700s. Wrapped up the last of my friend's Christmas gifts. Now that the last item got here today. Mostly just fucked around on the internet.



I'm good. You?



Hello darlings.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


10th century 'dick' joke: A curiosity hangs by the thigh of a man, under its master’s cloak. It is pierced through in the front; it is stiff and hard and it has a good standing-place. When the man pulls up his own robe above his knee, he means to poke with the head of his hanging thing that familiar hole of matching length which he has often filled before.
Although it's supposedly referring to a key.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


I'm sure there will be one.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


I imagine that event would be closer to the actual holiday.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Lol yeah. S'up?

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Howdy Angelus!

Posted in What are you currently reading? Posted 6 years ago


The Haunting of Sunshine Girl by Paige McKenzie, although my cat removed my bookmark. XD valid excuse to give up on this mistake.

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


Thank you, I stole it off Facebook. XD

Posted in The sanctuary Posted 6 years ago


I've often heard that "icy" is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it now, I see why.