Kitalpha Hart's posts
Posted in patatap - fun browser sounds
Posted 4 years ago
Are ya ready, guyz?!
IT'S MOBILE FRIENDLY WHOOP WHOOP
Put ya guns awn!
Posted in Sunburn!
Posted 4 years ago
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Alone aloe aloe aloe aloe aloe aloe aloe aloe aloe aloe aloe aloe aloe
Aloe is sunburn healing god
Aloe is sunburn healing god
Put ya guns awn!
Posted in Tell me an interesting fact about yourself
Posted 4 years ago
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@Genuine Fake: I know lol
But what can ya do but watch them show off why you follow the rules?
But what can ya do but watch them show off why you follow the rules?
Put ya guns awn!
Posted in breathing exercise/meditate never been more stressful
Posted 4 years ago
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Stealth release them
See if you can get the room to evacuate
I had a cat that did this, which is why one of his nicknames was stankman
See if you can get the room to evacuate
I had a cat that did this, which is why one of his nicknames was stankman
Put ya guns awn!
Posted in PS5 announcement show
Posted 4 years ago
Are ya ready, guyz?!
I keep thinking the most recent PlayStation is 3 lol
Put ya guns awn!
Posted in Businesses are opening back up, that means...
Posted 4 years ago
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@Jolly: or forgot some
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Posted in Tell me an interesting fact about yourself
Posted 4 years ago
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@Genuine Fake: the no climbing over the rails is already a rule, so they added the heels rule to make sure she didn't forget
Classmate, not friend
Classmate, not friend
Put ya guns awn!
Posted in Tell me an interesting fact about yourself
Posted 4 years ago
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@Genuine Fake: she was out of work until...December? And the rest of the year she wore flats
The following school year there was a rule added that any heels above two inches were dangerous and thus forbidden
Had a classmate who always got told off for wearing stilettos the entire year, and then graduation wears around and she can wear stilettos for that and what does she wear? Flats
Everyone heckled her for that
The following school year there was a rule added that any heels above two inches were dangerous and thus forbidden
Had a classmate who always got told off for wearing stilettos the entire year, and then graduation wears around and she can wear stilettos for that and what does she wear? Flats
Everyone heckled her for that
Put ya guns awn!
Posted in Tell me an interesting fact about yourself
Posted 4 years ago
Are ya ready, guyz?!
@Genuine Fake: she did. We aren't normally nasty to subs, so the fact that we united to drive one out says a lot
Okay, so I was basketball game. Or at least in the gym
On one side, up a floor, there's a mezzanine. It has a pair of large garage doors that they open up and set bleachers in front of for extra seating. For safety, there's rails in front of these doors. The top of the gym bleachers are high enough that a person can climb over the railing and into the mezz. There's space enough between rails and doors that people can and will use that as a seat when they're shut. Or they would, but there's the gym teachers up there, keeping kids off of them
SO. As you know, principal is tiny, she wears high heels any time she's at work. She's a the game, discovers that someone has a bag in the way, a tripping hazard. So, in the matters of safety, she confiscates the bag. Now, a smart idea would be to use one of the ground-level doors (there's space enough for movement even when the bleachers are fully opened) and take it to the pickup zone that way
Nope, she has a complete brain fart, and goes to CLIMB OVER THE RAILS with one hand encumbered and wearing high heels
Naturally, she slipped and fell. And broke her back. Not the spine itself, but the knobby bits. So, she didn't register that something broke until after she had driven home
And I didn't hear until a month and a half later what had happened, to tell you how out of the loop I normally am about such things
Okay, so I was basketball game. Or at least in the gym
On one side, up a floor, there's a mezzanine. It has a pair of large garage doors that they open up and set bleachers in front of for extra seating. For safety, there's rails in front of these doors. The top of the gym bleachers are high enough that a person can climb over the railing and into the mezz. There's space enough between rails and doors that people can and will use that as a seat when they're shut. Or they would, but there's the gym teachers up there, keeping kids off of them
SO. As you know, principal is tiny, she wears high heels any time she's at work. She's a the game, discovers that someone has a bag in the way, a tripping hazard. So, in the matters of safety, she confiscates the bag. Now, a smart idea would be to use one of the ground-level doors (there's space enough for movement even when the bleachers are fully opened) and take it to the pickup zone that way
Nope, she has a complete brain fart, and goes to CLIMB OVER THE RAILS with one hand encumbered and wearing high heels
Naturally, she slipped and fell. And broke her back. Not the spine itself, but the knobby bits. So, she didn't register that something broke until after she had driven home
And I didn't hear until a month and a half later what had happened, to tell you how out of the loop I normally am about such things
Put ya guns awn!
Posted in What do you do to cheer up?
Posted 4 years ago
Are ya ready, guyz?!
@SnakeWeaver: yeah, they haven't announced yet for this weekend, but I'm hoping
Even if it's every other weekend
Even if it's every other weekend
Put ya guns awn!
Posted in Businesses are opening back up, that means...
Posted 4 years ago
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Half the time I miss the call cuz I'm asleep lol
So I've been lucky enough to not get many
The weirdest trio were the missed calls from Russia. Um, person, I would hate to see your bill after realizing you called a number that's from the States
So I've been lucky enough to not get many
The weirdest trio were the missed calls from Russia. Um, person, I would hate to see your bill after realizing you called a number that's from the States
Put ya guns awn!
Posted in What do you do to cheer up?
Posted 4 years ago
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@SnakeWeaver: my sleep schedule is not consistent on the clock's time, and I don't have a license
They'll have another
They'll have another
Put ya guns awn!
Posted in What do you do to cheer up?
Posted 4 years ago
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@SnakeWeaver: I fell asleeeeeeeeeeeeep T_T
Hoping they do another
Hoping they do another
Put ya guns awn!
Posted in Tell me an interesting fact about yourself
Posted 4 years ago
Are ya ready, guyz?!
@Genuine Fake: that's just how memorable that bitch was
We were the first class of the day too, and word spread fast. Every other class she had went into chaos mode to get rid of her
There's also the time where we didn't have a teacher at study hall so the principal had to watch us
Poor woman's so tiny, that even with three inch heels the high-set phone was still above her head
And I wasn't there because homecoming game is sports and blah sports, but apparently she broke her back at one due to a massive brain fart
And then for a different one she mandated that the band had to be there. If the lid was a cheerleader or in the team, they were excepted
She never made that request again because none of us wanted to be there and we gave our team a ton of fouls by being rowdy >:)
How, you ask? It started small. One trumpet would play that horse race fanfare, and the rest of the trumpet players would yell charge. By the end, all the trumpets were doing the fanfare and the rest of us, including the band teacher, yes yelling charge. Yes, the principal was there, so she didn't hear second-hand. I had to hold the one door open because her kid was being scared about all the noise and stuff and so they were gonna go inside for a bit
And for someone who wore high heels all the time, she could literally sneak up on you without a sound. So, ninja principal
We were the first class of the day too, and word spread fast. Every other class she had went into chaos mode to get rid of her
There's also the time where we didn't have a teacher at study hall so the principal had to watch us
Poor woman's so tiny, that even with three inch heels the high-set phone was still above her head
And I wasn't there because homecoming game is sports and blah sports, but apparently she broke her back at one due to a massive brain fart
And then for a different one she mandated that the band had to be there. If the lid was a cheerleader or in the team, they were excepted
She never made that request again because none of us wanted to be there and we gave our team a ton of fouls by being rowdy >:)
How, you ask? It started small. One trumpet would play that horse race fanfare, and the rest of the trumpet players would yell charge. By the end, all the trumpets were doing the fanfare and the rest of us, including the band teacher, yes yelling charge. Yes, the principal was there, so she didn't hear second-hand. I had to hold the one door open because her kid was being scared about all the noise and stuff and so they were gonna go inside for a bit
And for someone who wore high heels all the time, she could literally sneak up on you without a sound. So, ninja principal
Put ya guns awn!