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Posted in A bats#!t crazy story! Posted 6 years ago
Millet, spilling the tea:


@Kozi: and @Luffer Nutter: thank you so much for reading. I thought no one would read this haha. I wonder to this day hiw that cop is doing. XD

@Glume: yeah after the whole event I became extra fond of them! Luckily all the ones I encountered were super cute despite being screechy @_@

@Dipper: Right? Im glad i wrote in a way that conveyed my very mixed feelings throughout all this accurately. Ha
Posted in A bats#!t crazy story! Posted 6 years ago
Millet, spilling the tea:


@Zuzu: Glad you enjoyed the story! Yeah, I realize it was necessary and it has me cursing why Oreo ever had to get stuck in my hair. Had that not happened could have released. I imagine he was weak after so many days in my apartment too. Orz
Posted in At the hospital, casually browsing Posted 6 years ago
Millet, spilling the tea:


@Kiwi: OMG I know the video you are talking about too haha. You ever see "Cookie Monster reads 50 shades" ??

@Amber lynne: Looks pretty clean to me! Mine is just youtube drama videos, psychology videos, scishow, and DIY stuff I'll never actually do!
Posted in At the hospital, casually browsing Posted 6 years ago
Millet, spilling the tea:


oh dear indeed.
Posted in At the hospital, casually browsing Posted 6 years ago
Millet, spilling the tea:


Guys I’m wheezing.
I was searching my watched history on youtube to find a video I didn’t finish.
And it looks like my fiancé forgot to log out of my youtube account the other night.
(I am not remotely mad, this is genuinely funny to me.
He’s usually good about checking which account he’s logged into. Orz)

(Originally I showed the pics, they were PG13 friendly but still awkward so I removed them)
BASICALLY videos of girls deep throating bananas and flexing their feet on camera. xD
like more than a dozen.

What's in your history? You share a youtube with others/forget to log out?

Posted in A bats#!t crazy story! Posted 6 years ago
Millet, spilling the tea:


HAHA RIGHT KELSEY? This is citcom quality shit. Its my best and favorite story.
I'm so happy so many people took the time to read it. orz RIP Oreo
Posted in A bats#!t crazy story! Posted 6 years ago
Millet, spilling the tea:


Glad I made ya laugh, Kent! xD
Posted in Writing Prompt Wednesday! Win a CRATE! Posted 6 years ago
Millet, spilling the tea:


what are the chances I get three entries by late tonight? ^^;
Posted in A bats#!t crazy story! Posted 6 years ago
Millet, spilling the tea:


@Tuijp: Clearly it was a sign that some day you'd marry me, someone also who got hit in the head by a bat! That's clearly what it was. orz

but no seriously why do bats do that. stahp.
Posted in A bats#!t crazy story! Posted 6 years ago
Millet, spilling the tea:


HA Glad you caught that. Legit I get a pang in my chest AS I tell the story because Oreo really became symbolic that night!!
Posted in A bats#!t crazy story! Posted 6 years ago
Millet, spilling the tea:


I was super sad, and I think Thom was three times as sad as me.
Especially since Oreo was a protected species. :(
Posted in A bats#!t crazy story! Posted 6 years ago
Millet, spilling the tea:


(also haha no one saw Vivienne just post on accident here. forget that.)
Posted in A bats#!t crazy story! Posted 6 years ago
Millet, spilling the tea:


@Apollo im burning: RIGHT?
@Rallaa: <3 head cut off is so brutal though. Dx I hope they humanely put him down first.

@Dipper: skfhapsdklfhss! Thank you for reading and the empathetic reply! Yes its ok to laugh.
I laugh too. It's just a really oddball story with twists and turns that's too good not to share.
When it happened I was telling e v e r y o n e the story for weeks haha /dead.

BUT YEAH, I was in a good solid sleep and I felt my hair wiggling around and I thought
Foxy was messing with me but she was asleep at my feet and then I panicked like WATS
IN MY HAIR and it was a strewn out process getting him untangled orz
I tried so hard to be gentle worried I'd hurt/kill him and almost just took scizzors to
my hair to free him but was able to wriggle him out inevitably.

DIPPER I ALSO TYPE MY REPLIES OUT AS I READ LONG THINGS ITS OK I DO THAT TOO I RELATE
I ALSO RELATE TO KEY SMASHING.

I never looked up why they have to cut off the heads before testing, Ima go google right now. orz





EDIT:
"Rabies is a disease that affects the nervous tissues, meaning that it's not found in blood, feces or urine. As you can probably imagine, this makes it quite difficult to test animals for the virus. To complicate matters further, potential testing outlets, such as saliva, don't yield results as quickly or as accurately as brain matter. Therefore, an animal's head must be removed, post-mortem, in order to gauge its infection status accurately. For more than 40 years, this has been the only accepted rabies testing method for animals in the United States"
Posted in How do you guys de-stress? Posted 6 years ago
Millet, spilling the tea:


I rub my jaw joints in circular motions and slowly open my mouth to trigger a yawn and do it over and over again until I chill out.