Tuijp's posts
Posted in The π bar ~~open~~ Raffle Inside~! Come win rares and more!
Posted 6 years ago
Apparently... and they must live nearby
Ok, I’ll update the list in a sec
Posted in The π bar ~~open~~ Raffle Inside~! Come win rares and more!
Posted 6 years ago
Yesterday, I met a woman in town and she asked me if I was still DJ-ing
My reaction: “...ey?”
“You were a DJ, right? Together with someone else?”
No I never did that.
“But you were doing something in music!”
No, woman. I never did any of that. o.o
Posted in The π bar ~~open~~ Raffle Inside~! Come win rares and more!
Posted 6 years ago
My family is “everyone has to want kids”
Posted in The π bar ~~open~~ Raffle Inside~! Come win rares and more!
Posted 6 years ago
My family had a small heart attack when I said no babies
Posted in The π bar ~~open~~ Raffle Inside~! Come win rares and more!
Posted 6 years ago
She doesn’t like human babies too much and she dislikes little girls
I won’t make any kids either
Posted in The π bar ~~open~~ Raffle Inside~! Come win rares and more!
Posted 6 years ago
Then go to sleep
Woezel has tried to kidnap the kitten of my neighbours before and brought me a mouse she found, so I’d take it with me
Posted in The π bar ~~open~~ Raffle Inside~! Come win rares and more!
Posted 6 years ago
Woezel is my dog
She just wants to get all the babies
Posted in The π bar ~~open~~ Raffle Inside~! Come win rares and more!
Posted 6 years ago
No she wants more babies
Posted in The π bar ~~open~~ Raffle Inside~! Come win rares and more!
Posted 6 years ago
Woezel just met the 9 week old boxer puppy of the neighbours.
She got sad when she wasn’t allowed to kidnap it.
Posted in The π bar ~~open~~ Raffle Inside~! Come win rares and more!
Posted 6 years ago
@Shadami: that was the plan for my mother. It took her 2 days of labour before my bro came out.
When she got pregnant with me, they said she would need a c section.
She got in labour and 2 hours later the doctor came to see if she had to go to hospital already. 15 minutes later, I was there.
Posted in The π bar ~~open~~ Raffle Inside~! Come win rares and more!
Posted 6 years ago
Time for some rest and coffee
@Shadami: good luck trying to push him out!
Posted in The π bar ~~open~~ Raffle Inside~! Come win rares and more!
Posted 6 years ago
I never eat fish
Posted in The π bar ~~open~~ Raffle Inside~! Come win rares and more!
Posted 6 years ago
@Shadami: my mother’s pregnancy with my brother was like yours now.
Result: a 6 feet 10 guy with adhd
I was just chilling out in her stomach
Posted in The π bar ~~open~~ Raffle Inside~! Come win rares and more!
Posted 6 years ago
@Lithinel:
And off to bed wih me