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Posted in Talk with me so I can stay active
Posted 6 years ago
@DragonicKittens:
Same tho! I've been searching around on Gaia for some rps as well.
ah, SCP is always fun to read! especially since there's so much to browse thru.
But yeah, i listen to a lot of youtubers read spooky stories as well. Creepypastas and reddit stories.
I like to put something on for background noise when i work on art or something lol.
Same tho! I've been searching around on Gaia for some rps as well.
ah, SCP is always fun to read! especially since there's so much to browse thru.
But yeah, i listen to a lot of youtubers read spooky stories as well. Creepypastas and reddit stories.
I like to put something on for background noise when i work on art or something lol.
Posted in Talk with me so I can stay active
Posted 6 years ago
@DragonicKittens:
Aw, thanks! I put it together for an rp i started with a friend lmao.
Aha, a person of culture then!
What kinda creepy things ya into? I've been watching videos on youtube about people recounting their "glitch in the matrix" experiences.
Those are fun little stories to listen to.
Aw, thanks! I put it together for an rp i started with a friend lmao.
Aha, a person of culture then!
What kinda creepy things ya into? I've been watching videos on youtube about people recounting their "glitch in the matrix" experiences.
Those are fun little stories to listen to.
Posted in Talk with me so I can stay active
Posted 6 years ago
@The Emo Duck:
i think it'd look a little better if the smoky letters in the back were aligned with the foreground letters tho. ; u;
but again, im lazy
i think it'd look a little better if the smoky letters in the back were aligned with the foreground letters tho. ; u;
but again, im lazy
Posted in What would you steal from the AAY?
Posted 6 years ago
hwat, that little mousy hoodie wtf else
Posted in Talk with me so I can stay active
Posted 6 years ago
@The Emo Duck:
aw, thanks very much!
as you can see, i gotta straighten out the lettering a little bit, but i'm lazy af so i've been putting it off forever.
- u-
aw, thanks very much!
as you can see, i gotta straighten out the lettering a little bit, but i'm lazy af so i've been putting it off forever.
- u-
Posted in Talk with me so I can stay active
Posted 6 years ago
I try to stay active too. I tend to float around majority of the time.
Lurk and such.
I'm always down for chatting.
You like spooky things? o uo
Lurk and such.
I'm always down for chatting.
You like spooky things? o uo
Posted in Sims 4 basegame now for free
Posted 6 years ago
Shweet. I'm gonna horde this game.
Posted in What words did you start saying ironically?
Posted 6 years ago
"yo"
You know like,
"Yooo, that was sick!"
"Yoo, fer real tho..."
"Yo, can i see that shit?"
Listening to certain people talk, I'd notice how often that word gets used.
I never ever used it myself, but then somehow, one day, it started spilling out into my own conversation. I'm not even sure how long it's been happening.
I don't say it very often, but it happens.
You know like,
"Yooo, that was sick!"
"Yoo, fer real tho..."
"Yo, can i see that shit?"
Listening to certain people talk, I'd notice how often that word gets used.
I never ever used it myself, but then somehow, one day, it started spilling out into my own conversation. I'm not even sure how long it's been happening.
I don't say it very often, but it happens.
Posted in Welcome to Malwart (Walk-in rp)
Posted 6 years ago
Tija
Customer Experience Salesfloor Associate
Customer Experience Salesfloor Associate
Tija hissed, attempting to shake off the excess water from Obstructus' display.
Regardless of how she felt, she had no real argument to take up against Obstructus for the moment.
Glancing at Gordon, Tija was reluctant to admit that Gordon's lack of sight was, on Tija's part, a bit of an... oversight.
Still, the tentacle rich creature at least had ears, didn't he?
"Come on then, we're heading back to the break room you and I." Tija said, extending a guiding arm towards Gordon, intending to usher him back with her. They left, but not before Tija had pulled out a "caution - wet floor sign" out of the pocket dimension of her large sleeve.
She set it down and headed on her way, floating next to Gordon.
"Oh- I do wish you'd stop leaving slime trails."
Less than an hour had passed, and Tija had Gordon in a darkened room in front of a large TV, having him take notes on the instructional videos that were playing.
There was still the issue of eyes and lack there of that Tija needed to deal with. She had him listen intently to everything being said in the videos, but she supposed Gordon would do well with somebody there to describe things to him that needed to be described. Like how to properly fold clothing items. Tija was more than capable of doing it herself, but she needed to be out on the floor! She was a very busy cosmic entity.
She considered her options.
"Wait here, Gordon. I'll be back in a bit." Tija said, and with a snap of her finger, conveniently poofed in front of the HR office door.
She knocked once, then twice. "Obstructus!" She hollered for the spectre, knocking urgently as she did. "Obstructus, I have a question!" She said, "And maybe a favour to ask!" She quickly added, "And do you know where Dredge is? Our janitor? I haven't seen him since the pharmacy's blood tsunami, is he done there yet? When he is, can you send him to the break room? The place is absolutely covered in slime."
Regardless of how she felt, she had no real argument to take up against Obstructus for the moment.
Glancing at Gordon, Tija was reluctant to admit that Gordon's lack of sight was, on Tija's part, a bit of an... oversight.
Still, the tentacle rich creature at least had ears, didn't he?
"Come on then, we're heading back to the break room you and I." Tija said, extending a guiding arm towards Gordon, intending to usher him back with her. They left, but not before Tija had pulled out a "caution - wet floor sign" out of the pocket dimension of her large sleeve.
She set it down and headed on her way, floating next to Gordon.
"Oh- I do wish you'd stop leaving slime trails."
Less than an hour had passed, and Tija had Gordon in a darkened room in front of a large TV, having him take notes on the instructional videos that were playing.
There was still the issue of eyes and lack there of that Tija needed to deal with. She had him listen intently to everything being said in the videos, but she supposed Gordon would do well with somebody there to describe things to him that needed to be described. Like how to properly fold clothing items. Tija was more than capable of doing it herself, but she needed to be out on the floor! She was a very busy cosmic entity.
She considered her options.
"Wait here, Gordon. I'll be back in a bit." Tija said, and with a snap of her finger, conveniently poofed in front of the HR office door.
She knocked once, then twice. "Obstructus!" She hollered for the spectre, knocking urgently as she did. "Obstructus, I have a question!" She said, "And maybe a favour to ask!" She quickly added, "And do you know where Dredge is? Our janitor? I haven't seen him since the pharmacy's blood tsunami, is he done there yet? When he is, can you send him to the break room? The place is absolutely covered in slime."
Posted in Welcome to Malwart (Walk-in rp)
Posted 6 years ago
Tija
Customer Experience Salesfloor Associate
Customer Experience Salesfloor Associate
The store was not unusually calm, aside from Tija and another employee who had got into a disagreement over the particulars of folding. She and her employee stood adjacent from each other in the clothing section.
Tija floated in place, arms crossed with eyes focused sternly on the heap of tentecles in a blue vest standing in front of her.
Next to them, was a third figure. A mediator of sorts, or at least they should have been, but so far Tija wasn't seeing the results she had hoped for when she called for HR to help sort the issue.
"...For the last time, you can't just fold things any old way! There's a method! Specifics! Haven't you been paying attention to the training videos we had you watch? gods, it's like talking to a wall." Tija said with a huff, her ethereal glow darkening the more intense her anger got. She didn't even pay attention to the gurgley retort from the employee. Instead, she turned to look at HR.
"Well, Obstructus?" Tija said expectantly. "Don't you have anything to contribute?"
Tija floated in place, arms crossed with eyes focused sternly on the heap of tentecles in a blue vest standing in front of her.
Next to them, was a third figure. A mediator of sorts, or at least they should have been, but so far Tija wasn't seeing the results she had hoped for when she called for HR to help sort the issue.
"...For the last time, you can't just fold things any old way! There's a method! Specifics! Haven't you been paying attention to the training videos we had you watch? gods, it's like talking to a wall." Tija said with a huff, her ethereal glow darkening the more intense her anger got. She didn't even pay attention to the gurgley retort from the employee. Instead, she turned to look at HR.
"Well, Obstructus?" Tija said expectantly. "Don't you have anything to contribute?"
Posted in Welcome to Malwart (Walk-in rp)
Posted 6 years ago
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Posted 6 years ago
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Posted in Welcome to Malwart (Walk-in rp)
Posted 6 years ago
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Posted in Welcome to Malwart (Walk-in rp)
Posted 6 years ago
[[Employee Characters]]
Looking for career opportunities near you? Try your local Malwart!
Build character, meet new beings, and take advantage of our incredible incentive program!
Plus, we offer amazing benefits. Health care, dental, paid vacations after a millennia of service, free exorcisms, and company outings!
Malwart is an equal opportunity employer, and we ask that you treat other beings, entities and eldritch horrors with respect!
Build character, meet new beings, and take advantage of our incredible incentive program!
Plus, we offer amazing benefits. Health care, dental, paid vacations after a millennia of service, free exorcisms, and company outings!
Malwart is an equal opportunity employer, and we ask that you treat other beings, entities and eldritch horrors with respect!
- Mr./Ms. Obstructus - Head of H.R. Department
- Tija Cosmodaeus - Customer Experience Salesfloor Associate
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All employee submitted applications will be overseen by the Council of Void, and contracts are soul binding unless stated otherwise.
After a certain number of unexcused tardies and absences, the Council will discuss whether or not this is grounds for termination.
Theft of any kind, vandalism, desecration, murder, rebellion against the Corporate Giants of Old are grounds for immediate termination. You will be asked to submit a letter of resignation, return your uniform and name tag, and you will be sent the pits of torment. Your ashes will be returned home to your family, as well as your final pay cheque.
After a certain number of unexcused tardies and absences, the Council will discuss whether or not this is grounds for termination.
Theft of any kind, vandalism, desecration, murder, rebellion against the Corporate Giants of Old are grounds for immediate termination. You will be asked to submit a letter of resignation, return your uniform and name tag, and you will be sent the pits of torment. Your ashes will be returned home to your family, as well as your final pay cheque.