Vermii's posts
Posted in Welcome to Malwart (Walk-in rp)
Posted 6 years ago
[[Customer Characters]]
At Malwart, we like to show our valued customers just how much we truly value you!
Sign you soul away with our new loyalty program! Earn new blessings with every 100 purchases, and buy your way to immortality!
Sign you soul away with our new loyalty program! Earn new blessings with every 100 purchases, and buy your way to immortality!
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Posted in Welcome to Malwart (Walk-in rp)
Posted 6 years ago
[[Rules n Stuff]]
- Hey, hi, hello! So, as you've read from the first post, this is a silly, slice of life kinda rp with horror and fantasy elements and such.
There is, of course room, for characters and such to adapt their own little stories within the realm, since I intend for this to be a world where legitimately anything can happen. Imagine a Walmart that works similarly to Hogwarts. Weird shit abounds in every corner, but like, x100.
Elves living in the shelves, monsters in the freezers, ancient catacombs in the furniture department, many ways to die horribly, the list goes on.
- So, the usual rules, follow ToS
- Not a requirement to join, but I'll pop a pic of your character and their name in either the Customer or Employee sections (or both!) if you send me a name and the pic you're using.
- Probably won't be using an real life faceclaims of any sort of this.
- Feel free to make your characters any species you want. Hell, you can even make a species up!
- Rules subject to change as needed.
Posted in Welcome to Malwart (Walk-in rp)
Posted 6 years ago
[[Walk in Rp/ Comedy/ Horror/ Fantasy/ Surreal/ Slice of Life]]
Welcome to Malwart, where we sell items from every known dimension for somewhat unbeatable prices!
Enjoy the summer rollback sale, where you can purchase inter dimensional, soul sprouts for a limited offer of 99 cents a bag! Enjoy the fresh crunch and the distant cries of agony in every bite!
Looking for a bold new style? Malwart has all you need for a trendsetting, back to school look with our Chupacabra Leather Book bags, made from real, quality Chupacabras!
Need a mothers day gift this year, but unsure of what to get? Try a Vampire Bloodstone set, now 50% off!
That comes with earrings, a ring, and a protective amulet to ward off the inevitable torment of lost spirits!
Make sure to check back weekly for new sales and pocket dimensions containing new product!
Our store is always expanding beyond the reaches of time and space.
Malwart has everything you need and more, for less!
Enjoy the summer rollback sale, where you can purchase inter dimensional, soul sprouts for a limited offer of 99 cents a bag! Enjoy the fresh crunch and the distant cries of agony in every bite!
Looking for a bold new style? Malwart has all you need for a trendsetting, back to school look with our Chupacabra Leather Book bags, made from real, quality Chupacabras!
Need a mothers day gift this year, but unsure of what to get? Try a Vampire Bloodstone set, now 50% off!
That comes with earrings, a ring, and a protective amulet to ward off the inevitable torment of lost spirits!
Make sure to check back weekly for new sales and pocket dimensions containing new product!
Our store is always expanding beyond the reaches of time and space.
Malwart has everything you need and more, for less!
Posted in How Did You Come Up With Your Username?
Posted 6 years ago
It was the shortened version of a name for an OC i never used. Vermiina.
I just liked the sound of it.
I just liked the sound of it.
Posted in take my place
Posted 6 years ago
@Tuijp:
genius. you're hired.
@Kira:
correct, yes.
@Artemis:
yes, we'll sleep together.
...
and by that- i mean... we'll sleep, at the same time.
in separate beds.
not doing anything sexual.
just sleeping.
genius. you're hired.
@Kira:
correct, yes.
@Artemis:
yes, we'll sleep together.
...
and by that- i mean... we'll sleep, at the same time.
in separate beds.
not doing anything sexual.
just sleeping.
Posted in workin on things dnp
Posted 6 years ago
[[Rules n Stuff]]
- Hey, hi, hello! So, as you've read from the first post, this is a silly, slice of life kinda rp with horror and fantasy elements and such.
There is, of course room, for characters and such to adapt their own little stories within the realm, since I intend for this to be a world where legitimately anything can happen. Imagine a Walmart that works similarly to Hogwarts. Weird shit abounds in every corner, but like, x100.
Elves living in the shelves, monsters in the freezers, ancient catacombs in the furniture department, many ways to die horribly, the list goes on.
- So, the usual rules, follow ToS
- Not a requirement to join, but I'll pop a pic of your character and their name in either the Customer or Employee sections (or both!) if you send me a name and the pic you're using.
- Probably won't be using an real life faceclaims of any sort of this.
- Feel free to make your characters any species you want. Hell, you can even make a species up!
Posted in workin on things dnp
Posted 6 years ago
[[Employee Characters]]
Looking for career opportunities near you? Try your local Malwart!
Build character, meet new beings, and take advantage of our incredible incentive program!
Plus, we offer amazing benefits. Health care, dental, paid vacations after a millennia of service, free exorcisms, and company outings!
Malwart is an equal opportunity employer, and we ask that you treat other beings, entities and eldritch horrors with respect!
Build character, meet new beings, and take advantage of our incredible incentive program!
Plus, we offer amazing benefits. Health care, dental, paid vacations after a millennia of service, free exorcisms, and company outings!
Malwart is an equal opportunity employer, and we ask that you treat other beings, entities and eldritch horrors with respect!
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All employee submitted applications will be overseen by the Council of Void, and contracts are soul binding unless stated otherwise.
After a certain number of unexcused tardies and absences, the Council will discuss whether or not this is grounds for termination.
Theft of any kind, vandalism, desecration, murder, rebellion against the Corporate Giants of Old are grounds for immediate termination. You will be asked to submit a letter of resignation, return your uniform and name tag, and you will be sent the pits of torment. Your ashes will be returned home to your family, as well as your final pay cheque.
After a certain number of unexcused tardies and absences, the Council will discuss whether or not this is grounds for termination.
Theft of any kind, vandalism, desecration, murder, rebellion against the Corporate Giants of Old are grounds for immediate termination. You will be asked to submit a letter of resignation, return your uniform and name tag, and you will be sent the pits of torment. Your ashes will be returned home to your family, as well as your final pay cheque.
Posted in workin on things dnp
Posted 6 years ago
[[Customer Characters]]
At Malwart, we like to show our valued customers just how much we truly value you!
Sign you soul away with our new loyalty program! Earn new blessings with every 100 purchases, and buy your way to immortality!
Sign you soul away with our new loyalty program! Earn new blessings with every 100 purchases, and buy your way to immortality!
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Posted in First time I've been online in... years?
Posted 6 years ago
howdy, stranger! i like your avi.
i'm about to either work on commission or nap.
whichever hits me first.
i'm about to either work on commission or nap.
whichever hits me first.
Posted in take my place
Posted 6 years ago
@SirLionelNigelConrad:
-squints at gaping debt hole-
sssure...
-squints at gaping debt hole-
sssure...
Posted in What would you steal from the AAY?
Posted 6 years ago
moustache.
rip it right from ya upper lip.
rip it right from ya upper lip.
Posted in Whats the most disturbing thing about the AAY
Posted 6 years ago
what is behind you? is that a giant spider web?
are there giant spiders???
are there giant spiders???
Posted in Keep your username at the end of this post
Posted 6 years ago
i agree with raxton. if they wanted it, they'd be here right now.
so the obvious conclusion is...
it's mine.
so the obvious conclusion is...
it's mine.
Posted in take my place
Posted 6 years ago
go about my day for me
i'll just stay home and sleep.
i've been feeling exhausted the last few days.
i've tried to go to bed a little earlier or if not that, sleep in a little later.
i'm also incredibly sore.
fix me
i'll just stay home and sleep.
i've been feeling exhausted the last few days.
i've tried to go to bed a little earlier or if not that, sleep in a little later.
i'm also incredibly sore.
fix me