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Posted in Hola! Posted 6 years ago
Why thank you!
*bows*
Bad jokes are always welcome here.
I personally give out extra points for puns.
Posted in The strip club [we're having a party] Posted 6 years ago
I can't eat candy, though!
Posted in The Surge: Happy Anniversary! Posted 6 years ago

I'm really excited about today.
Happy anniversary, ya goons!
Posted in Hola! Posted 6 years ago
@Lady Turnip: I figured a glowing annoying ball of light could use a glowing annoying ball of light!
Posted in Hola! Posted 6 years ago
Hello there! You're just in time for all the fun.
Posted in New crate items today! Posted 6 years ago
I've been up since three for this.
I'm READY.
Posted in Questions Posted 6 years ago
Welcome! I can't wait to see what you'll look like.
Posted in Hello everyone! Posted 6 years ago
Welcome! I feel like if it were not 3am, I could put a lot more effort into this, but.... its good to have you around!
Posted in Aye Posted 6 years ago
@Elithiya: Nope. You're talking to a chaote. You just gave me perfect clarity.
Posted in Stomach cramps Posted 6 years ago
Maybe we're someone elses enemies, and they sent us their cramps.
Posted in Aye Posted 6 years ago
@Elithiya: I have!? I did just wake up from a nap, hold on while I re-calibrate...
Posted in Stomach cramps Posted 6 years ago
*takes a bow*
I'm here for you guys, whenever you need a bad idea
Posted in Aye Posted 6 years ago
Hello there!
Hate to dissapoint you, darling, but weirdness was already here!
*strikes a pose*
We all want to see your cat.
Posted in Stomach cramps Posted 6 years ago
I propose we keep them, but send them to our enemies.