Eruca's posts

@keef: Any thoughts so far?
Don't want to get too extensive without you.

@Shark: Yes it does. What are you jealous of?

I recently realized that for most of my life, I've been misinterpreting jealousy as pent-up anger...

@Raxton: Man, that's like all day.

@Miss Kitty: Should you?
Imma let you decide.

@Anarchist Beauty: oh.

@Shark: You're your own worst critic, as they say.

So. Here's what I've got so far in terms of ideas.

Small town in the middle of nowhere replaced by aliens.
The town is in a desert, the aliens don't seem to mind the heat too much, but it leaves the dead bodies kinda smelly. Some of them worse than others.

Main characters unknown for now...

The townsfolk featuring:
Patsy the creepily enthusiastic general store owner: "Hi there stranger, so happy you came by! Stocks are a little low right now, but come back Tuesday and I'll have what you're looking for. Until then, how about some potato chips?" Patsy points at a box of metal bottle openers with a wide grin on her face.

the Sheriff: "You youngsters stay out of trouble now." The Sheriff is keeping a close watch for any sign of disorder around town.

Karen the stressed out single mom and her baby Ronnie: "Something's wrong with my little Ronnie! He seems sick!" Ronnie stares out the window vacantly and gurgles at intervals. "Sssh, hush, Ronnie." Karen bounces her baby up and down.

Mr. Brown the grumpy retired school teacher: "Back in my day, all we had to play with were some sticks. Now get off my sand!" He waves his cane threateningly.
And Mrs. Brown: "Come back inside, asshole! You'll get heatstroke!"

@Miss Kitty: that's me dahling. But worry not, I am as lethal as I am cute.

@Raxton: wifi saves lives! How much longer to go?

@Emmett Khan: Don't thank me! Thank everybody else who came here to chat. Including yerself.
I'm not about to talk to myself all day.

@Anarchist Beauty: What about somebody who drinks beer on their patio?

@Shark: you talk like you're not one of those people.

@Raxton: I can't tell if having nothing to do at work is torture or a gift from above.

@Miss Kitty: I so agree!

Oh hi raxton! Adorable avatar!!
I guess people heard that the light is back and came to see what's up!
How's it going?

@keef: oh... I'm guessing it had a lasting impact on you. I feel like age also has something to do with it because the zeitgeist of the internet age is distinctly different from pre-internet.

@Shark: I'll leave the drawing and song writing to someone else.

@Anarchist Beauty: What's the difference?

It might help to let people choose the speech bubble background color and font color in one breath.
Rec does that and it seems to work ok. Most people there seem to just go for default anyway, and very few people use post banners.

idk how that's gonna work in terms of code, but it's probably more complicated than overriding custom fonts.

@RainbowPanda: Slippery slope, girl, slippery slope.
At least put Something down for that 5 hrs of effort. Sad.

@Anarchist Beauty: I don't know any white suburban moms. lol