Count Trashula's posts

Updated again with new items!

@Synth: only problem i have with crows hanging around the house is when they decide to play around on the roof while i'm trying to sleep. I could swear they're up there playing basketball with the walnuts from the neighbor's tree.

Crows are great. Befriend them, then see if people in your apartment still bother you when you're surrounded by a bunch of ominous black birds...

6 and 2

i'mma watch you, too. If you ever do decide to come back here, hmu!

aw ty so much for the trade! i always get hit with a bunch of irl stuff happening right when i decide to try opening my commissions again..

dang i would join but i have to leave at exactly the same time it's starting ;v;

Thank you for the invite and I hope things go well for you!

Scammers be scammin' imho. People try stuff like that in the grocery store all the time, trying to get returns for things they didn't get at our store, then throwing a fit and demanding to speak to the manager in the hopes that we'll cave and give them free money just to shut them up.
We've also had someone who brought in a huge rotten salmon, with no receipt to prove when he'd supposedly bought it (or that he didn't just fish it out of a dumpster), during a time when we had made it clear we were not accepting food returns due to Covid. Threw a fit, was in the store holding up the line for ages, left a giant stinking 15$ fish in the store for us to deal with. You gonna try to tell me that fish was in that condition or similar when you bought it and no one noticed?



I mean it's also possible she really was just that clueless, but the absolute refusal to listen to facts paired with her insistence on getting money without actually selling you the babies says otherwise.

@Starlight: No problem, thanks for buying/trading!

@Grid:
@Starlight:
Trades sent!

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@prezial: sweet, I look forward to seeing what you come up with!

@prezial:
Kelly: He probably wouldn't dislike those, but his usual style is simpler, with more of a southern/country lean. this, this (found on a google search that linked to a reddit post; pic is not mine), and this are decent examples. Personality-wise, he's usually pretty quiet and laid back, but has a goofy sense of humor and a bit of a dramatic flair. Always seems preoccupied and tends to wax poetic about things he's really passionate about. Also he's not super tall, but kinda lanky looking. Long fingers, prominent joints, thin but not delicate.

Axel: Being a rambunctious kid, Axel doesn't care much about clothes; slap him in some random t-shirt and shorts and he's good to go. Favors loose-fitting comfy things he can get dirty in, cartoon characters, and the color orange. Probably also has some kid-sized metal band shirts. Hates brown, is not afraid to wear sparkly things for dance class.

Vilke: She's tall, kinda lean and toned, not super curvy and a little broad in the shoulder. Usually wears loose, flowy skirts, sarongs, etc with headscarfs and plenty of assorted jewelry. Hates wearing shirts and shoes but will put on some sandals and whatever top she happens to find (even if it's just a folded-up headscarf) when she must. Occasionally wears body glitter, frequently wears heavy eye makeup and doesn't bother washing it off every day. She has a few tattoos. The important one is the sunset just below her chest; you can probably play around with the arm ones. Unfortunately this old unfinished WIP is the most up-to-date full body pic we have of her: slight NSFW warning for artistic nudity (if you need me to censor out her boobs and upload a different version, let me know and I can do that real quick). Her ears should be curly on the ends and her pupils are slitted like a cat's (since it doesn't really show in this pic).